My Random Book Part 2!

Random Thing!

Emmet:(Annoyed)"Ugh. Now they're just being mean."

Another cowboy pipes up.

Cowboy #2:"Oh-ho, it's him alright."

Yeah, it would be just like that from Disney Tangled. Also the 'No nose' reminds me of that Spongebob Squarepants episode 'No Nose Knows' This is the plot:When Patrick realizes that he is the only one out of all his friends without a nose, he decides he needs to get a nose, too. It's funny! You have to watch it! It's so funny! Here's a sample!

Squidward: I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range anemones! Well, at least my flowers survived the trip. [sniffs it, then SpongeBob's nose is in his nostril, he screams, then sneezes him out] SpongeBob, would you please find your own flowers to sniff?!SpongeBob: What about Patrick? Does he have to find his own flowers, too? [Patrick pops up from the flowers, and they die]Squidward: What are you talking about, nitwit? He doesn't even have a nose!Patrick: Of course I have a nose, Squidward. Why, it's as plain as the nose on my... [realizes in horror as he touches his face with live-action human hands; sadly] ...face? [touches Squidward's nose, then his face, then SpongeBob's nose] You're right, Squidward! [cries, his tears flooded the floor]Squidward: My floors! Think fast, Squiddy. I've got your nose.Patrick: You do?Squidward: Yeah. I've got it... [touches Patrick's face, and holds his thumb, looking like a nose] ...right here.Patrick: Give me! Give it here!Squidward: If you want it, you gotta go get it. [pretends to throw it, then they run outside, and Squidward shuts the door. They then look around]Patrick: There! [picks up a shell] Well, SpongeBob, what do you think of my new nose?SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not a nose! That's a... [a hermit crab bites him and Patrick yelps] ...hermit crab.Patrick: I guess I'll always be a noseless freak. [cuts to them walking down the street]SpongeBob: It's not so abnormal to be noseless. Just look around. Lots of fish don't have noses.Patrick: Yeah, but all my friends have noses. You, Squidward, Sandy, even Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs walks on screen sniffing around, then sees a penny]Mr. Krabs: There you are! [picks it up and continues sniffing]SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, if you're so concerned about not having a nose, why don't you just get a new one stitched on to your face?Patrick: I can do that? [cuts to Patrick with a false nose tied on him]Surgeon: Well, what do you think?Patrick: Sorry, doc. I don't really think it's me.

LOL! What are you gonna do, girl that roasted Wyldstyle/Lucy? Are you gonna do the exact same thing Squidward did?

The girl, Wyldstyle/Lucy, Emmet and I are in the girl's house.

Girl:(About Wyldstyle/Lucy)"Why doesn't she have a nose?"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Of course I have a nose, girlfriend. Why, it's as plain as the nose on my...(realizes in horror as she touches her face with her claw hands; sadly)...face?(touches the girl's nose, then her face, then my nose)You're right, dude!(cries, her tears flooded the floor)

Emmet and I give Wyldstyle/Lucy sympathetic looks, while the girl looks horrified.

Girl:"My floors!(to herself)Think fast, girl.(to Wyldstyle/Lucy)I've got your nose."

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"You do?"

Girl:"Yeah. I've got it...(touches Wyldstyle/Lucy's face, and holds her thumb, looking like a nose)...right here."

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"Give me! Give it here!"

Girl:"If you want it, you gotta go get it."

The girl pretends to throw it, then Wyldstyle/Lucy gasps and she Emmet, and I run outside, and the girl shuts the door. Wyldstyle/Lucy, Emmet, and I then look around.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"There!(picks up a shell)Well, guys, what do you think of my new nose?"

Emmet and I:"Lucy, that's not a nose! That's a..."

A hermit crab bites Wyldstyle/Lucy and she yelps.

Emmet and I:"...hermit crab."

Wyldstyle/Lucy sadly sighs.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"I guess I'll always be a noseless freak."

Cuts to us walking down the street.

Emmet:"It's not so abnormal to be noseless. Just look around. Lots of Lego minifigures don't have noses. Including me!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy warmly smiles.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"You're right Emmet. I don't know what I was thinking! Thank you."

Wyldstyle/Lucy gives Emmet a short kiss on the lips. sending him into a daze.

Emmet:"Y-y-you're w-w-welcome."

Emmet touched his lips, savoring how Wyldstyle/Lucy's pink, plump, soft, warm lips felt. 

Emmet:"...Wow..."

Wyldstyle/Lucy giggles and smiles.

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"You're so cute."

Emmet:"And you're so beautiful."

Emmet takes a lock of Wyldstyle/Lucy's hair that's hanging down on her forehead and back on top of her head. Wyldstyle/Lucy blushes and smiles. Emmet blushes and smiles as well.

Me:"Awww~!(Sing-song voice)Geniune moments!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"You say that again and I'll(holding a claw hand up and in a Sing-song voice)geniunly slap you."

Me:(Sing-song voice)"Geniunly sorry!"

Yeah. THAT'S how it would go. And guess what? Humans CAN be born without a nose too! It's called:Bosma arhinia microphthalmia (BAM). Bosma arhinia microphthalmia (BAM) syndrome is an extremely rare genetic disorder that has been reported in fewer than 100 patients worldwide in the past century. It is defined by three major features: 1) complete absence of the nose, 2) eye defects, and 3) absent sexual maturation. 

Sorry about that last part. And guess what else? Humans CAN lose a nose at some point in their lives!

While, today, severe loss of any part of the nasal arch is fairly rare and is observed only as a result of accidental traumatic events or destructive processes of neoplastic, specific or granulomatous processes, in ancient times, this type of mutilation was much more frequent.

For example, in that Victorious episode, when they were working on writing a song to sing to little kids(long story)it went like this.

Audre:"How about this?(Plays piano and sings)I have a nose. You have a nose. Everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose."

Jade:"My grandfather had his nose shot off in the war so that song is a flithy lie!"

Yeah. Remember kids:People can be born without noses, can lose noses at some point in their lives, and no matter what:Be nice to them! Just because they have no nose doesn't mean they got no feelings. They're still people just like us. Also don't say that a person ain't that fit. And also don't say 'Get some standards'. That's rude. Don't be rude!...I think that's all I have to say. Well! Th-th-th-th-that's all folks! And don't sniff the fruit salad! If you have a nose! Wait! In that Austin & Ally episode Jimmy didn't know that his daughter-Kira-has bad breath. She eats garlic pizza and that makes her breath stink. She doesn't know that she has bad breath either. Anyway! Jimmy, her dad, used to have a drooling problem. And when he was 8 he had a procedure to fix his drooling. Took away his sense of smell. There was a part in the episode that I thought was funny. It went like this: 

Austin says they should tell Kira about her bad breath.

Ally:"You guys can't say that! It'll hurt her feelings!"

Austin:"She's hurting my nose's feelings!"

LOL! ANYWAY! NOW that's all folks! Welp! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!