~~ I'm into you ~~ Zosan/Sanzo ~~ Oneshots ~~

Kitchen Reels.

He clenched a fist and stomped towards me, slamming the kitchen door. I lent him some plates as he barked at me once he obligingly took it. I laughed at his rude remark, taking multiple plates and sliding it to the back. As he went to my side to grab a few plates, he tripped over my feet and almost plummeted to the ground.

I honourably grabbed him as if he were a princess; throwing him towards the counter after realizing what I had done. "Of all people, why did I have to be in the kitchen with you?" I stated while closing a cupboard and moving to the next. He chuckled quietly, moving to my cupboard and placing other plates into random areas. Infuriated, I attempted to knock him down with my leg until he took out his swords and blocked the attack.

"And I thought we were bonding." He said, "Shut up!" I aggressively retorted, almost smashing the plates on the counter. We resumed on bickering until I moved closer to him and spat on his face. Suddenly, footsteps approached us as the young straw hat came into sight. He blinked simultaneously at our position until ending up a laughing mess.

I brushed him off, ceremoniously strutting to the boy with a straw hat. I threw him some meat to keep his mind off of what happened and slammed the door shut. As I set my foot down one step, I heard a low chuckle come from inside the kitchen.

Supposing it was Zoro, I stomped my way inside as a fire grew around me. "You better be quiet or I'll shut your petty little mouth for you!" I attempted to threaten him, only causing a smirk to occur to him. "By a kiss, you mean?" He teased further, now forcing me to kick him down. He face-planted onto the ground as I rubbed his face onto the broken floorboards.

I lifted my leg as he flipped himself over to me, face bruised and red. I despised how he stopped at nothing to annoy me; even so far as to bring up a kiss. As I was about to leave the kitchen, I remembered my priority on the ship and immediately went to cooking, unintentionally helping Zoro up.

***

Once it was all finished and ready to eat, I let Zoro take a small bite before deciding to hand him his entire plate. I shouted out the room that breakfast was made, making my way towards the girls' quarters. I bowed down with the tray of juices lying still on it. They smiled widely, taking the glasses and heading off into the sunlight for a tan. I followed them up and even took off my suit, my eyes wandering off into the horizon.

Luffy pulled my collar and dragged me towards the kitchen, almost choking me to death. Once we arrived, I was forced to eat with the other boys. "Sanji-san! Thank you for the meal." The musician exclaimed, gobbling up another pancake. The moss-head and I sat next to each other which totally ruined my mood. I kept no eye contact with the man and focused on eating and getting out the room as soon as possible. I rushed my eating and bits flew onto Zoro's plates, bringing him great annoyance.

"You know, Sanji." Luffy spoke, chomping on the food and spitting out some pieces. I stared at him in curiosity, going as far as to even stop eating. "What'll you do to Zoro now that you completely kicked his ass this morning?" He suggested. A light bulb shone in my head as I tilted my head to Zoro's direction. I raised my brows a few times before going back to eating, leaving to swordsman in complete confusion.

I resumed on eating and as I was nearing the finish, the boys were already gone and out playing in the sun. Zoro fell asleep slouched on his chair, his hands tucked behind his head and an empty plate in front of him. I grabbed the dish and the man yawned out, abnormally moving his head in my direction.

As I took one step in front, he held my arm and pulled himself up, dragging my arm down with him. "Fuck you! That hurt!" I complained. He let out a mocking noise before heading out the door. I tripped him over and grabbed his back with my free arm, leaning in closer and closer. He blushed at the sight of me and grabbed my neck as I allowed him to pull himself up.

I lead him to the kitchen counter where I thought deeply about the "punishment" for failing to attack me. I grinned at him, forcing a bunch of plates in the middle of us and a blue cloth by his shoulder. I looked at his pouted lips, thinking he probably hates me. To be frank, doing this chore with him was something I enjoyed doing most of the time.

He scrubbed the first plate clean as I began to call his name each time I gave him it. He rolled his eyes while setting a plate down. "Zoro~" I playfully called. He responded with a repeated yeah before I said his name again, this type really emphasizing the "o's". I held it long and clear for him to be absolutely ruffled up. He slammed a plate on the table as I quickly stopped to look at him.

Veins popped out of his head and he asked me in complete angriness: "Do you have to do that?" I smirked at the reply, ending up laughing aloud and having the fun of my life. His face went pink as he began to polish off the plate in humiliation. I turned on the faucet again and stopped giggling at him, only giving him small looks before returning to washing the dishes.

We were really damn idiotic in the kitchen today.

fin.