Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
Sheila, Tucker, and Lopez approaching Red Base. Arroyo is driving Sheila.
Tucker: Ahh, Arroyo you gotta slow down or you're gonna run into that jeep!
Arroyo: I don't know how!
Sheila: Please take evasive action. Please take evasive action.
Arroyo: How the fuck do I do that?!
Tucker: Arroyo stop! Lopez help him out, talk to Sheila or something!
Lopez: Perdóname. Pero no puedo hablar con mujeres bellas porque sudo. [Sorry. I'm not good at talking to beautiful women. I get sweaty.]
Grif and Donut are crouching behind the jeep.
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Donut: Well old buddy, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we're going to die anyway, there's only one thing left for us to do. Grif-
Grif: If you actually suggest what I think you're about to suggest, I'll just have to kill myself.
Donut: -lets make a break for it!
Grif: Whew! In that case lets go on 3. That's worked well for me in the past.
Donut: Okay, you count.
Grif: Fine, but don't look at me while I count because I get nervous. (he turns around and Donut stands up) 1....(Donut runs away) 2.....(he turns around and sees Donut running) That son of a bitch, he beat me at my own game. Curses!
Sheila is heading right to the jeep.
Sheila rams into the jeep, blowing it up and sending Grif and Lopez flying. Lopez yells in surprise at the explosion as he lands in a pool of Grifs Blood. Grif is briefly shown splattered on the ground. The scene changes to show Sheila being covered by dust and rock lifted by the explosion. The scene cuts to inside the red base. Donut runs up to Sarge and Simmons Panting heavily.
Sarge: Good golly Miss Molly! What is going on out there?
Donut:(Panting as he speaks) Sir, the blues are attacking with their tank! They-they blew up the Warthog, again.
Simmons: I wonder what jeeps ever did to those guys.
Donut: Grif and I just barely had enough time to make it out of there. Right, Grif? ....uhh, Grif?
Cut to inside Caboose's mind.
Church:(to Caboose's mental image of Church) Why the hell did they pair me up with you?
(Mental) Church: I wanted to keep my eye on you. I don't trust gigantic turds trying to steal my best friend, you rimjob!
