Fade into Blue Base. Caboose is looking through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Man... He is really kicking their asses.
Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?
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Arroyo: He grabbed it first Tucker, so quit your whining.
Caboose: (Lowers the rifle) I'm really glad Tex is on our team and not theirs.
Tucker: Sure makes things a lot easier on us.
Arroyo: You can say that again. Man, freelancers are pretty badass.
Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.
Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.
Caboose: Ya know, ya think so? You know, I was gonna say something but, uh, well you know, uh... nuh...
Arroyo: Hey, are you guys a bit worried that Church is a ghost now?
Caboose: Nope.
Tucker: Not really
Arroyo: Huh, alright then.
Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?
Caboose: (Raises the rifle and watches Tex enter the base) Yeah.
Arroyo: Good, Let's hope that he's good as Church says he is.
Cut to the flag stand in the Blue Base. The flag reappears.
Male Game Voice: Blue Team, flag returned.
Tucker: What the...? Who said that?
Arroyo: The hell?
Church: (Clears throat) Sorry, that was me. I, uh, I guess I had something stuck in my throat. Your flag is back, by the way.
Caboose: Hey, it's Church!
Church: Yeah, it's me. Hey, Caboose.
Caboose: (Peppy) Hey, Church, what're you up to?
Church: Caboose, (Laughs) Ah-huh-huh, I'm not really here to make small talk, okay? How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?
Tucker: Wh-What? Oh, th-that flag? We've always had that.
Church: Tucker, who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second... Where's Tex?
Arroyo: Huh? No idea. He said he was gonna go for a walk ... near red base.
Church: Oh great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?
Caboose: (Clueless) That Sidewinder is cold..!?
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Red VS Blue: Agent New Mexico
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix. Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
