Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
Simmons: Didn't your mama ever tell you it's impolite not to look at someone when you're talking to them?
Caboose:(from back) He's shy!
Church:(to Caboose) Shut up. (to the Reds) Look, we don't want him back, and we don't care what you do with him. Now if you don't mind, we'd appreciate if you'd leave us alone. We're in the middle of somethin'.. kinda private over here.
Grif: That's sad. He is shy.
Simmons: Fine, but don't come asking for him back later.
Grif and Doc start heading back to Red Base.
Tucker: We won't.
Grif: Last chance.
Arroyo: Fuck off already!
Grif: Alright, we're goin', we're goin'!
Grif, Doc, and Simmons reassemble over a hill.
Grif: Man, I thought our team was obnoxious, but those guys are really rude.
Doc turns and starts toward Red Base.
Simmons: Whoa, wai- hey, whoa, where do you think you're goin'?
Doc:(stopping) Back to base with you guys. They don't want me over there...
Grif: Heh, yeah, I don't think so.
Doc: What? You're not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere.. by myself?
Simmons: Yeah. That's kinda the general idea.
Doc: Not you too, right, Grif? Old buddy? Huh?
Grif: Sorry, it's pretty clear that you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all, I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.
Doc: ...
Cut to Blue Base.
Church: What's going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey, somebody tell me what's happening!
Tucker: I don't know, I can't really see too clearly. I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle...
Church: Uh, Tucker, you might wanna look behind you.
Tucker turns around and sees Caboose with the sniper rifle.
Tucker: Mother fucker!
Caboose: Uh, ooo Church, Church! Okay, I s-I see something... okay... uh the two red ones are walking away... uhhh... but the purple one is...
O'Malley: I think he's going to attack.
Church: Purple? Oh wait, the purple guy's that worthless medic.
Arroyo: I don't think we should even call him a medic. Caboose lost a toe.
Tucker: He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy fest.
Church: Pacifist.
Tucker: Ahhh, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter.
Arroyo: That sounds fun actually. Let's do that.
Church: Wait a second, wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the Reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kind of trick.
Caboose: I'll bet they've used some kind of brainwashing technique on him. They're, they're probably planning to have him do all their dirty plans... and also the schemes...
Camera view changes to looking through the scope of the sniper rifle.
Tucker: Caboose, that is ridiculous.
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Caboose: Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, (scope zooms in on Tucker's face) it's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you never thought of?
Tucker: No, just the regular kinda ridiculous.
Arroyo: Caboose, don't point the sniper in Tucker's face.
Normal view resumes.
Church: Well just keep your eye on him. We'll know it's a trick if he tries to get into our base.
Doc:(from afar) Hey, guys, uh, do you think I could come and hang out at your base for a while?
Caboose: I knew it! We're all gonna die!
O'Malley:(aiming at the back of Tucker's head) Starting with you.
Tucker: Sorry, but we're kinda busy here. So go away.. or something.
Doc: Normally I wouldn't impose, it's just that I don't know the neighborhood too well, and-
Church: Listen, Doc, you're not fooling anybody with that innocent victim routine.
Doc: Hey, uh, I could help! I know more than just medicine! I'm trained in psychology too. Maybe I could help you with your problem facing people!
Arroyo shoots between Doc's feet
Doc: Hey, you could've hit me.
Arroyo:Trust me the next shot is gonna go right between your eyes if you don't leave in the next 10 seconds.
Doc: But-
Church: Just.. get outta here! And tell your buddies the Reds that their little "plan" failed.
Doc: ...Well this is just great. I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this.
