Darklording {Harry/Theo}

CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

Harry stepped back and bowed to either side his hair flying wildly around him. 

"Thank you thank you" 

"To think you're some kind of murderous psychopath and still act like this is incredibly odd" 

"Eh you know me odd... Todd?" 

Theo chuckled a bit and shook his head at Harry's attempts. Harry slid in next to Theo and took a couple pancakes. 

"Harryyyyyyyy" Sirius called as he entered the kitchen Remus training behind looking like he wanted to murder Sirius "it's your birthdayyyyy" 

Harry looked confused and checked the calendar near to fridge. So it was. Harry looked like he also wanted to murder Sirius. 

Every single year. Every. Single. Year. Sirius always did something very stupid, that more often than not ended up involving muggle law enforcement. 

Theo smiled a bit more, seems he was in on the plan this year. 

Harry looked around and saw Theo also smiling the same way as Sirius. 

Harry and Remus shared a look before they both dashed out of the kitchen as fast as they could. 

"Noooooo" Sirius whined "now it'll take forever to find them Harry's knows all the best hiding spots in the manor" 

Theo agreed and they split off to search. 

Harry and Remus watched Sirius walked around scratching his head and talking to Theo every now and then through the skylight. No one really ever went in that area of the manor, but finding Harry was difficult right now. Turns out Sirius hadn't thought to check the roof. Theo had though. 

"Oh hi Theo we were just uh" Harry didn't finish as he crawled away backwards in a crab looking way. 

"Nuh uh Harry you and Remus ain't getting away from this" Theo said and approached Harry who sat down on the roof looking somewhat less enthusiastic. They would be meeting with family later that day, and who knows what Sirius was planning on doing. 

- - - 

Theo and Sirius high fived when Harry and Remus walked into the room slowly. 

"Ok gang" Sirius clapped his hands together rubbing them together "we're going to a water park" 

Harry and Remus looked at each other, 

"Sirius you have no wand privileges, so no one will be bring a wand, if magic is needed we have the Harry guard" Remus instructed holding out one hand for Sirius wand. Sirius flared slightly at him but handed him his wand. 

- - - 

Harry had dragged Sirius up to the drop door slides. The ones that dropped you down through a hatch in the floor and you went straight down at full speed, those. The one they were to be going on was a two person one, two tubes next to each other. 

Harry stepped into one of the tubes excited, and Sirius looked apprehensive, to say the least. Harry smiled at Sirius. 

When the flooring dropped beneath them Sirius screamed like a little girl and Harry made it his mission to look as inexpressive as possible. He was doing quite well until he saw Sirius face. 

Theo and Remus were standing waiting for the two at the bottom watching amused at Sirius. 

When the two stepped out Sirius was breathing heavily. 

"Never again. Never again" Sirius shook his head spreading water droplets everywhere. 

The group headed to one of the group slides and waited in line for what felt like hours. When they finally reached the top they sat in a floating circle thingy.