𝚃𝙱𝙷𝙺 (𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

|| 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ||

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*Y/N and Kou skipping stones on lake*
Y/N: It's such a beautiful evening.
Kou, whispering: Take that you stupid lake

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Mistuba: Favorite horror movie?
Y/N: It
Sakura: Saw
Tsukasa: Annabelle
Natsuhiko: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Tsukasa, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Y/N: You did WHAT–
Hanako: William Snakepeare

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Y/N: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Kou: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Hanako?
Hanako: Probably "road work ahead".
Yashiro: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Kou: Yo is Hanako sleeping or dead?
Y/N: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Yashiro: Yeah, so did I.
Hanako: Okay first of all, damn you-

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Y/N: HELP! I TOLD SAKURA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Tsukasa, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Y/N: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Akane: Neither.
Akane: Because it's twelve.

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Tsukasa: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Y/N: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Hanako: Smad.

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Natsuhiko: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Y/N: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Mitsuba: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Tsukasa: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Y/N: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Mitsuba: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Tsukasa: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Sakura, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Y/N: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Sakura: Y/N no.
Tsukasa: Mistlefoe.
Sakura: Please stop encouraging them.

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Kou: Can I be frank with you guys?
Y/N: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Yashiro: Can I still be Yashiro?
Hanako: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Y/N: Is something burning?
Teru: Just my love for you.
Y/N: Teru, the toaster is on fire.

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Y/N: If Teru and I were drowning, who would you save?
Akane: You two can't swim?
Teru: It's a hypothetical question, Akane! who would you save?
Akane: my time and effort.

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Mitsuba: What does 'take out' mean?
Sakura: Food.
Natsuhiko: Dating
Tsukasa: Murder
Y/N: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hanako: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Yashiro: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Kou: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Y/N: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Hanako: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands

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