Demons of Wattpad

"The Pastor" (God don't forgive them!)

Hello everyone! Guess who's back?

The last review didn't go badly, since "Crazys2|Ateez" (and the author's account) got deleted even before I could finish the draft. (Update: IT'S BACK! STRONGER THAN BEFORE!)

But today I will have my revenge! This story is worse than I expected, sometimes I had to hold back my vomit because of the many explicit sex scenes that made me more disgusted rather than horny.

Ladies and gentlemen... "The Pastor"! This is the title of my new victim to sacrifice to the Gods of Filth.

It counts sixteen chapters (fourteen, actually), but I'll review from chapter nine, since my brave colleague, Jigokuko, dealt with the Italian traslation of the first eight of them and another brave colleague of mine, vanesiis, managed to translate that review in English.

Congratulations, soldiers.

The original story is written by @sunflower-stylesVol6, it counts 6.63K votes out of 363k reads, which means it is rather known in Wattpad. Terrifying.

Here is an introduction, just to give you an idea of what we're going to face: the main characters are Adeline, the pastor's "perfect" and pure" daughter, and our beloved...

Harry Styles!

Playing as a sexually-frustrated atheist.

These two are the reason why i have lost faith in humanity; and then we have Sammie, Adeline's best friend, Dan and Isaac, basically two dicks.

How did the two idiots meet? Well, Adeline and Harry "met" while she was having fun with Dan and Isaac since they fought to hang out with her (jeez, is she that hot or are these two some cavemen?), he basically stared at her constantly. It's absolutely not creepy and he won't be obsessed with a minor from now on!

Their... "dynamic" works like this: Adeline is constantly harassed by Styles (HE'S TWENTY-ONE, SHE'S SIXTEEN!) but, in this universe, it seems this approach is common towards the female gender, so she reacts blushing and stuttering instead of being scared as hell and calling the police.

And then...a scene made me wash my eyes with an excessive amount of bleach. I'm not going to tell you what it is, but it involves a lollipop and a car; we'll see the exact scene later. It's the closest to an actual sex scene, but is not very clear if she loses her virginity or not (better save it for later).

Oh, the idiots both have siblings: Styles has a younger brother, Jacob, who is also Adeline's classmate; while she has an older sister, Melanie, and...guess what? She's Harry's girlfriend.

Or maybe she was: in fact, in chapter FOUR, while Melanie and Harry were having sex he called her "Adeline" by mistake, and Mel was furious after figuring out her sister were her boyfriend's side bitch, more or less...

Their relationship or whatever it is looks so toxic, and that's why I offered my heart to review to the last chapter this bunch of shit where nothing works as it should, where the religious theme means nothing and, the icing on top, where sexual acts between a creepy adult and a minor are completely normalized!
LET'S GO!

Chapter nine: Adeline, Harry and her family are having a peaceful dinner, and the two whine about the bland food. I bet you two can't make better food than her parents, so shut up, you ungrateful human beings.