[Naruto React To Random Things]+[COMPLETE]

[(Short Story)Dead Last And Sacrificial Bastard Meeting Au]

[Dead Last And Sacrificial Bastard Meeting Au: God of death decided to make his child Kim Rok Soo/Cale Henituse meet Naruto Uzumaki, where they have a very strange interaction with each other]
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[Message: Sorry, If I didn't made a reaction, because I got a exam, which was hectic, but a I made a short story instead]

[Message: And I enjoyed also having fun in the festival, which is called DINAGSA FESTIVAL]
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[Written By: Die Tale Discord]

[Crossover]:[Naruto x TrashCountOf TheFamily]

[Title]:[Dead Last And Sacrificial Bastard Meeting Au]
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Cale: What the f###?

Cale, who is confused as he was in a white void and sitting in a soft cushion, he felt comfortable.

Naruto: Dattebayo!, Where I'm I!?

Naruto looking around as his eyes then met with Cale's eyes.

Cale💭: What The F###, why is the Naruto main character here!?

Naruto: Who Are You?!

Both were in a very intense atmosphere as silent difinite into the white void.

Cale groaned in annoyance, his made already know's, who is playing this s####y tricks.

Cale: I'm gonna burn his temple that Godd### son of a b####

Naruto was startled him as the pressure around the white void was getting heavy, he felt that this redhead was dangerous for some reason, feeling that a higher being with full authority.

On the other hand, Cale was furious that the God Of Death/Shinigami, he just wanted to slack off without being drag into someone's business.

Cale: Haaaaa~ *Calming Himself Down*

Naruto: Uuummm, are you ok?

Both once again glance at each other, but Cale was confused what Naruto was saying.

Cale: I think so...

Naruto: Oh ok!, My name is Naruto Uzumaki!, nice to meet Ya!

Cale already knows his name and thought that introduction was a waste of time also Naruto was very loud making Cale get annoyed even more, but he had to also introduce.

Cale: Cale Henituse

Naruto went near to Cale and curious about Cale for a reason or not.

Naruto: What a weird name *Not Blinking*

Cale💭: Jesus, this stamina freak smells like Ramen

[2 Hours Later]

Another silent dominated the entire room.

Naruto: This is boring~

Naruto laying on the white floor, bored out of his mind.

While Cale felt peaceful for once and dessert's appeared along with a wooden table with juice on the side a while ago, before then Naruto broke the silence.

Naruto: Aaaaaaargh!, I'm gonna die from boredom! *Holding The Sides Of His Head*

Naruto feeling that his loosing his marbles, rolling on the floor back and forth, laughing like a crazy person.

Cale💭: Vicious Child *Shivering*

[3 Hours]

Naruto: Sexy No Jutsu!

As Naruto said and transform into a female version of himself, trying to make Cale bleed.

Cale: ..... *Did Not React*

*Poof*

Naruto: Oh come on!, why didn't you get a nosebleed?!

Naruto, who is frustrated that Cale didn't faint, he thought his sexy jutsu would work on Cale.

Cale: Uh huh *Didn't Care*

Cale was not impressed because he already mentally prepared for this, he knew that Naruto also use this to distract enemies like Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Naruto: *Whisper* Does that mean...

Then Naruto made a crazy guess.

Naruto: *Gasp* Y-your gay?! *Pointing At Cale*

Cale: What? *Confuse*

Naruto: I knew it!, I knew it!, your gay because you didn't fall for my sexy jutsu!

Cale💭: This idiot, I prefer the word asexual...

Then the argument started both argued with each other.

[Meanwhile, God Of Death]

Death: Woah, Uzumaki boy actually had a correct answer

Hagoromo: *Chuckle's* this situation is funny

Both god's watching Cale and Naruto in the crystal ball, arguing about sexuality.

In the end Cale won the argument, case closed, while Naruto was lamenting on the floor, until his beloved Large Bowl of Ramen appeared infront of him.

[Naruto: (❤️👄❤️) Dattebayo!,My Beloved Ramen!, I Miss You!]

[Cale: Tch, Vicious Idiot *Mumbling*]

The two god's were laughing and side note Death is gonna suffer a heavy blow, once Cale is out of the white void and his gonna burn his temple
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[Thank You For Reading]

[I had a hard time cleaning, my body because of the paint]