~~ I'm into you ~~ Zosan/Sanzo ~~ Oneshots ~~

Their love for each other. (I)

"Someone slept on the wrong side of the bed." He approached me, getting into position while forcing me to raise my leg in readiness to get into a fight with him. As my foot extended to hit the side of his face, the door kicked down as wooden parts flung onto the wall and a heel got into sight. The ginger advanced closer to the both of us, our noses gently brushing on each other as I could feel his warm breath on my face. He dodged my attack, yet decided to move closer to my face. "Again with the fighting. Honestly." She took off a heel and threw it onto the back of my head, making me fall right onto someone; that someone hopefully being Nami-swan whilst keeping my eyes shut to avoid my heart eyes from popping out of its sockets. I continued to doze off, even giving her chest a small peck. I gave into the warmth and relaxed my head onto who I thought to be Nami's chest area, although not feeling my face sink into her boobs. I could feel her body temperature get warmer and her breathing hitching up, my eye twitching the moment I realized what I had done to the swordsman who had seized me. I caught him off guard by pushing him backwards, bringing him back into reality.  Embarrassed, I kept no eye contact with him and stared down on the damp, wooden floor with the lovely navigator stunned to do or say anything. "Damn it, you're not Nami-swan. I felt arms embrace me, thinking it was you, Nami-swan." I excused myself, grasping onto my hair tightly before shaking it up and ruining its perfection. Nami-swan grabbed another heel and hit me on the side, tipping me over and bringing me to my knees. She walked out barefoot and with Luffy swinging onto her the moment she stepped out, it added onto her temper. The green-haired man sat down on the chair, rubbing his neck and forcing his eye shut. I subconsciously watched his every movement; his yawns being music to my ears, his appearance, including muscles, being the finest of them all, and how he'd sleep so handsomely on his chair. I shook my head and snapped out of it, using the wall as support to bring me to my feet. "Uh, Sanji, we'll be in my office if you wanna check on her." The doctor squeaked while grabbing his first aid kit and going off with the archeologist. I could feel open eyes observe me, getting me a bit worked up and hesitant about what I'd like to say. "I, uh— You,—" I stared at her bandaged hand and back to her attractive look, "T-Thanks..?" I blink spontaneously, the chair creaking upwards as I forcefully whipped my head towards the now upright Zoro. The two went off in order to properly give Robin-chwan the amount of rest needed although my eyes locked onto her waist and her large breasts, not giving a care about the fact she's walking outside of the room. After hallucinating her in awe, I shook my head while my blond hair flew through the wind and a slight show of my other eye appeared. I heard heavy footsteps approach me as the moss-head interlaced his hands to perfectly fit mine. The man stood there in an awkward manner, bringing our hands down while his ears turned a tint of red. After realizing what he was doing, I flicked his hand away and grabbed a cigarette, holding it tightly while making my back face him. "You're not funny, moron." I angrily spoke in defense, despite his efforts to getting me to move my body. He snapped out of it and spun around, prepared to forget everything that happened just now.

I quickly finished my lunch just to ensure Robin-chwan to be alright. My timing couldn't be any worse since the moment I stepped in, my cigarette dropped as Chopper was able to bury himself inside her breasts because of a thankful embrace from Robin. At that moment, my heart reached the bottom of my stomach and I felt myself almost collapse as that same familiar feeling flooded throughout my body. That feeling was the thought of Kambakka Kingdom; no women and not a chance to have an embrace with a woman, felt the exact same. The doctor rushed to check me, grabbing a stethoscope while checking my pulse on my neck slowly dying out. I frowned at him with tears puddling on the floor, the gorgeous archeologist getting worried and the now agitated doctor speeding up the process. "Sanji!! What's the matter with you!?" He yelled with a thermometer in hand, now forcing it into my mouth and checking my body temperature. I shakily move my head up as I imagine me and her hugging it out on the bed peacefully and her big, round breasts submerged in my head. Blood trickled out of my pink nose in a rapid rate, causing me to fly around the office with heart eyes worn on my face and a look like an absolute lunatic. The thermometer that was stuck in my mouth dropped out of my lips and shattered on the floor, giving the doctor a fright and quite a mess to deal with. His eyes bulged out in disbelief, instantly grabbing onto my legs in his human form and a jaunty tune playing in the background because of Brook. "Yohohoho! This room like promising! May I join in-" The doctor threw me as I hit Brook's skull hard, a vibration quivering inside my head until we hit the tough railing. The concerned Robin-chwan dashed towards us but instead of taking care of the hurt crew mates lying in front of her, she grabbed the violin and hugged it closer to her. "Poor instrument. Please be more careful with instruments, Brook-san. You don't seem to know much about taking care of instruments." She spoke in a monotone voice while marching towards Franky to get it quickly fixed. The cyborg raised his glasses and stared at it oddly and back to us, wondering how it broke like that. The skeleton beside me sobbed on the ground with his scarf falling off and becoming wet because of the tears. He fell on the ground, face-first, and squeezed the scarf tightly while sinking his face in it. "How brutal!" He grunted, the tears flying around him the moment he raised his head to look back at her. He instantly stumbled back down, a depressing aura surrounding the skeleton. After staring strangely at him, I lifted my hand up to my nose to hopefully stop the blood from reaching any further in case I were to start flying again.

***

A few days past since me and that moss-head's incident and recently, he's been acting strange towards the crew — specifically towards me. I rinsed the dishes and turned off the faucet, handing the ladies their lunches while yelling loudly to the crew that lunch was made. The male swordsman didn't climb down from the Crow's Nest since a few days back, meaning we allowed him to isolate himself inside that room for as long as he'd desire. I groaned loudly, grabbing an extra box and placing all the delicacies on it. After, I marched towards the Crow's Nest and climbed up the ladder to where Zoro rests. I took a deep breath and made the door fly open as the moss-head abruptly dropped the weights down. I threw him the box with all sorts of foods in there: sushi, sea king meat, and white rice. I passed him the water and turned my back on him, reaching for the door until he approached me. "Cook." He called out, holding my chest and bringing it closer to his, his hands slowly caressing my suit. "Why do you still come?" He asked curiously, causing my heart to skip a beat. I didn't know why, I just subconsciously came. I want to keep the crew satisfied — I want to keep him satisfied as well.. "None of your business!" I scowled in defense, removing his hands on me. My face flushed pink, forcing me to turn my head the other direction. He stared at me with a slight smile, walking towards me as I tried to walk away from him.

Just then, our ship swayed as several cannonballs hit the ocean in all directions. I immediately jumped down while lighting my foot up, raising it and glaring at the Navy ships slowly surrounding us. There were dozens of them, all who had a high-ranked officer to guard and attack together. In just a matter of seconds, the swordsman jumped down from the Crow's Nest, causing the boat to tip over on one side and catching everyone off guard. "Idiot! Don't just—" He cut me off and unsheathed his sword with his thumb, enough to shut me up, "I just came to let you know there are Navy ships surrounding us." Anger took over the now infuriated me as I stomped my way towards him with my entire body firing up into a huge flame. Just as I was about to lift my leg up, I instantly received a smack on the head from our appealing navigator with her hair being more silkier than usual. "Nami-swan, your hair looks so silky and soft!~" I flirted while crowding her in all directions, clinging onto her like a dog. She sighed and smiled back at me, making my heart rate speed up and giving the worried doctor another panic attack. "I would thank you for caring but I really don't want you starting fights when the battle is about to commence. Just bare with it, for God's sake." She stated with a bit of an angry tone near the end. I blushed at her, nodding speedily as I stood up from clinging, my body spinning in happiness and my heart eyes pumping. "Of course Nami-swan!~" I shouted while wiggling towards the rails. As I reached the rails, I jumped up to kick the cannonball, knocking it back into the water with a harsh wind blowing past us quickly after. It was just me who would conquer the back side until I felt someone's presence beside me. A green-haired man jumped in front of me, his robe barely dangling onto him as another shower dove for us. Initially, this was going to be a normal battle against the Navy except today we switched it up a bit. Being the idiots we are, me and the moss head made a deal that whoever threw back the most cannons would either get women, in my case, or sake, in Zoro's case. His frown turned into a sly smile as my ears turned a light pink from how amazing he looks with a grin. Just as I was about to snap out of it, a ravishing lady jumped in front of me with extra giant hands blocking the cannon from grazing the side of my face. "Oh, thank you Robin-chwan! I'll never be able to repay you!~" I responded with a strange grin shakily lifting up. The swordsman glared at us while I continued to dance around her, accidentally letting her do most of my job. After noticing, I lightly shoved her to the side while spinning in the air to kick away a cannonball. All of a sudden, a cannonball scraped the side of the Sunny, forcing me on one side and making me fall off the rails. The bewildered Robin held onto the mass without noticing my fall into the water and so did the rest of the crew, staying unaware of a cook falling off the ship. I swam up as I felt another gush of wind blow me away because of a ricochet onto the ocean, forcing me back into the water with barely any air left. Before my eyes shut, I heard someone dive into the water while grabbing me tightly and bringing me up to surface. I felt unconscious as my weight became lighter and my breathing stopped.

                I blacked out.

to be continued...