Really, You Want Me, To Share a Dorm With That Git? (a draco malfoy love story)

Chapter 11

Authors note: Hola readers I'm sorry i havent written in a while, but the wattpad server was down and then i had to go visit family for easter but im back and now your going to get kats reaction to finding out shes Snapes daughter :D

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Okay, so this can NOT be happening. I can't be Snapes daughter i just cant. "Well Professer Snape i was going to let kat know gently, but you seem to want to rush into it so you can go on." Dumbeldore said. "I had a very short relationship with Lily and in that short relation ship we made you" He was going to continue but i cut him off. "Well if you knew about me why'd you leave mom and then not even try to get to know me or explain before my 5th year that your my father?" i say very angry. "Lily left me for James before she knew she was pregnate, James took care of you as if you were his own knowing that you were my daughter, and i havent tryed to get to know you or explain before your 5th year because i didnt know untill now." He said patiantly. "Well you may be my father but i will always, always consider James potter my dad, never will i refer to you as my dad." i say before i pull harry up and walk out the door.

"Kat are you okay?" Harry asks as he walks me to the head dormitorys. "Yeah I'll be okay i just need some down time." I say thinking that my down time will be spent in a bed with Draco. "Well okay feel better" he says before turning and leaving. When i walk into my commen room my heart breaks into a thousand tiny pieces, there on the couch was a half naked draco malfoy and a almost naked pug face parkinson. I will not cry here, i will be getting out of this relationship with my pride.

"Oh thank god! Parkinson, Your my new favorite slytherin, Take my sloppy seconds and get rid of them please?" i say sounding over joyed, pansy looks confused and draco looks regretful. "Wait what your not angry?" parkinson asks. "Oh of course not! I'v been meaning to get rid of draco for a while now, so i dont have to secretly date fred weasley anymore!" I'm not actually dateing fred, but i want to piss malfoy off, and it seems like its working, his face just got all red and theres a fire in his eyes that says he hates me. "Well anyways, I'v had a busy day and im really tierd so i think I'll be going to bed now, but thanks again parkinson you really did me a favour." as i walk up the stairs draco looks like he could kill me, and pansy looks upset that she didnt hurt my feelings and shocked that i would want to get rid of draco malfoy.

When i get in my room i dont break down and cry, like any other girl would, i grab my cloak, 5 bottles of fire whisky, and i leave useing my secret passegeway that leads to the grifyndore boys dorm. on the way there i down three of the bottles so im good and drunk when i reach the dorm. i couldnt get the passage to lead to the 6th years dorm so when i come out of the passege way im in harry, ron, dean, and seameus's dorm. They give me really wierd looks as i stumbbel out of the passege thats hidden behind a tapestry. Dean and semeus are the only ones in there and when  see seameus i feel a need to make an irish joke. "SEMEUS STOLE ME LUCKY CHARMS!" i yell in a slurred irish acsent, i laugh at the shocked looks at there faces and stumbbel out of the room.

As i stumbbel along the stairs heading to the 6th year boys dorm i fall down the stairs 5 times when i finally reach fred and georges dorm there not in there. so i continue on my druken rampage to find fred and george but i decide its much easier to fall down the stairs then walk so when i finally reach the commen room im summersaulting off the stairs. When i look up i see fred, george, harry,ron, ginny and hermione giveing me shocked faces because of the fact that i just tumbeled down the stairs from the boys dorms and i had a bottle of fire whisky in each hand with 3 empties in my pockets. "Ello all" i say in a slurring irish acent. "I thought i heard you yelling at semeus about him stealing your lucky charms" Fred said, and i give him a goofy grin. "Well it seems like our kitty kat is drunk and needs to talk to us so we'll just be going upstairs" says george while helping me to my feet. "I dooont wannnnaa movve" i say, so fred picks me up bridle style and i snuggle into his chest. When we reach there dorm fred drops me on his bed. "okay what happened-" fred started "you only drink like this when somethings wrong or when were in hogsmede" george finished. thats when i start crying, the pain of it all just comes back to me and i break down crying, fred and george look shocked, because i have never ever cried while at hogwarts. "i-i waaas toooollld t-t-thaat Snapppe was my f-ff-father, and that i-i-i was Harryyy Poootters s-sister t--then w-when i-i-i goooot t-to the cooomen room D-d-dracooo was p-practically H-haveing sexxx w-with P-parkinsonn o-on the couch." i say stuttering and slurring. then i just started crying harder. Fred ran over sat, down and pulled me into his lap then george came and started rubbing my back. "I'll kill him" fred says "I'll get rid of the body" george says with the same furious tone. "O-oh and f-fred, M-malllfoy, w-wanntts t-to kill you." i say slurring, stuttering, and hicoughing. "What?why?" fred says confused "C-cause I sorta said that i was happy pansy was makeing out with him so now i wouldnt have to date you in secret" i say getting a grip on myself so i stop crying and hicoughing, so now im only slurring. "Thats fine kat, show your enimes no weakness, you did what you had to and im sure i can handel malfoy' fred says "oh okay" i say sleepelly before i snuggle into fred chest and fall asleep.

When i awoke the next morning i was sleeping on freds chest i looked at the clock and it was 7:00 its monday so i should probly go back to my dorm and get ready. "Fred, wake up I'm leaving get ready for school and meet me in the great hall." i say before leaving there dorm i felt like i should wake everyone up so on the way to the passegeway i sang loudly. "I JUST HAD SEX, AND FELT SO GOOD, I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD, HE WAS OLDER, DOSNT MATTER HAD SEX, HE WAS A VIRGIN, DOSNT MATTER HAD SEX, I JUST HAD SEXX AND IT FELT SO GOOD I JUST HAD SEEEX" people were opening there door to either glare or laugh at my skipping singing form. when i got to the 4th year dorms i burst in and continude with my singing. "I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD" this got all of there attention. Harry was sitting in bed staring at me, ron was doing the same, but semeus and dean were pulling on there pants, but seeing as they were frozen in shock they both just had there pants around there ankels. "God guys its a muggle song! oh and semeus, dean looking good" i say with a wink then i walk toward the passegeway. but before i let the tapestry fall behind me i turn around " a leprachuan walks into a bar and says "ello i'm semeus finnigan!" i yell before turning and running dwon the passege way laughing.

After i get dresses, do my hair and makeup and brush my teeth and grab 3 monster energy drinks and down them. ( i always keep a supplie of energy drinks, whisky, and candy) so now im hyper. i run out of my dorm fall down the stairs, jump back up and run past a shocked draco and out of the commen room. I start skipping down to the great hall singing "IM OFF TO SEE THE WEASLEYS THE WONDERFULL WEASLEY TWINS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECUASE BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFULL PRANKS WE PULL" over and over again, when i burst through the greathall doors singing this everyone looks at me but i dont stop skipping and singing untill i walk past semeus who is sitting 7 or 8 seats away from fred and george. i turn around to face semeus with a very serious face untill i shout "SEMEUS STOLE ME LUCKY CHRAMS!" in a irish acent and everyone starts laughing. then i continue to skip ans sing untill i reach fred and george and sit down in between them. "Hey guys how goes it?" i ask pileing my plate with food. "were good how about you?" fred and george say. "Oh im really really good i downed some energy drinks and now im wayyyy hyper, so i'll probly be louads of fun in class." i say with a big goofy grin. "And yuor okay with everything that happened yesterday?' asks fred "no of course not but im trying to forget about it" i say before i jump up and start running to proffeser McGonal who was at the end of the table handing out scecheuals. When she looked up and saw mw running at her i almost laughed at the fear on her face.

"PROFESSER ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME NOT HEAD GIRL OR I MIGHT KILL A SERTAIN SOMEONE WHOS NAME STARTS WITH DRA AND ENDS WITH CO FOR BEING STUPID" i yell as i skid to a stop infront of her, her look os fear was now a look of annoyance. "Miss Lumington, how many times do i have to tell you you and mister malfoy have to get along" McGonal said patiantly "FINE THEN BUT WHEN YOU CANT FIND HIS BODY BUT FIND TRACES OF SULFIRIC ACID ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!" i yell before taking mine, fred and georges scechuels. "Have a nice day Minny" i say before turning and skipping back to fred and george. "Sulfiric acid?" fred and george ask "it disenigrates the body" i say with a huge smile on my face as i hand them there scechuels "Oh no" fred and george say after looking at there scecheuals "what?" i ask them "We had double potions first thing" fred says gloomily " DONT FEAR FREDDIE BEAR WE HAVE THE SAME SCECHUALE AND I AM HYPER AND IN THE MOOD FOR MAYHAME!" i yell jumping on the table ina super hero pose, everyone was looking at me with either smiles (every student exept draco crab and goyle) or a frown/glare/frightened look (all teachers exept dumbledore and minny) "YES WERE SAVED!" fred and george yell jumping up on the table too. We then start to have a pushing war i pushed george off the table and then fred picked me up and put me on his shoulders "GO HORSIE GO IT THE POTIONS CLASS ROOM LETS START OUR RAIN OF TERROR WITH THE SLYTHERINS!" i yell pointing upward as fred george and me on fred shoulders run out of the greathall singing "WERE OFF TO CAUSE MAYHAME SO SHOULD BE AFRAID" i smiled widly when i caught the frightend looks on the faces of the slytherins and snape.