~~ I'm into you ~~ Zosan/Sanzo ~~ Oneshots ~~

Constant Arguments

"Hold on, aren't some of these chores yours?" He asked me, looking from the paper to my eye.
"Well— yes, but—" He tried to punch me as I smoothly dodged him.

I repeated multiple times to him that I need assistance if he wants dinner as soon as possible. He rolled his eyes and lazily grabbed a broom, his face being the definition of  "some idiot forced me to do this". I steadily prepared some of the dishes I had in mind. I quickly grabbed the knife and cut up some vegetables. While cutting, I could see that the stupid moss-head worked on sweeping the floor very slowly, most likely on purpose.

"What are you doing!? You could do better than that!!" I yelled, almost cutting uneven slices.

He held the broom tighter, making it shake a little. At this point, I just need to make sure I'm done all of the nourishments on time. He looked at me rudely as if I'd care. I curled my lip as I resumed on cutting some vegetables.

We were doing a great job until it reached 6:30 p.m. The crew comes in at 7:00 and I'm not close to finished. I haven't even started plating! I constantly checked the time of when the oven were to ring but it needed a bit more time. I sighed and grabbed an egg from the fridge. My body was exhausted therefore I called Zoro who had been arranging the plates. He closed in on me, making me sit on the counter as he looked at me wearily, tilting his head slightly at me. I was flushed by his position. He placed his hands on the counter where I was sitting and gave me a grin. He laughed silently and held my hand. I attempted to get him off me but he locked his hands on my shoulders.

"Let go of me, bitch!" I bellowed, desperately trying to remove his tight grip on me.

He leaned in to kiss me as I quickly turned my head. My eyes twitched at him and he let go of his tight grip, letting his hands travel back to the counter. I stayed at that position, making sure he doesn't see what a mess I look. Why he was suddenly doing this, I don't know. Why he was making moves on me, I don't know. The bell rung as Zoro put the mitts on and opened the oven. The wonderful aroma spread everywhere throughout the kitchen. He was speechless on how well it was made.

"Maybe I should've let you continue chores at lunch." He told me, grabbing the tray as I giggled slightly.
"Yeah, you were hella dumb for not allowing me to finish quickly." I stated teasingly, he glanced at me, turning a bright pink shortly after.
"It isn't fully my fault. If you had left me alon-"
"Alone my ass!"
"Eh!? I was just helping you a while ago, don't raise your voice at me!"

30 minutes have gone by faster than ever as Luffy jolted the door open, the others following. We immediately noticed and quickly distanced ourselves from each other. Then, I had realized that we haven't placed the food on the plates. We both turn to each other as Nami-swan, once again, stomps her way towards us. She was more furious than last time; the starvation must've done a toll. Luckily, Robin-chwan had stopped Nami-swan in time to ensure our safety. Nami-swan continued to babble loudly, wishing that we had learnt our lesson last time. Usopp dropped himself on the ground, Chopper mimicking him. Franky's hair fell down and drooped down with the two. Luffy resumed bawling on the floor, pinching himself constantly, hoping that it was all a dream. Brook bent down and noticed the mess we were in, leaving right after seeing all of our miserable selves.  I sighed and scratched my head.

"Nami-swan, the food is on the counter, sitting prett-" I told her handsomely until Luffy had cut me off by a sprint.
"THERE'S FOOD EVERYONE!!!" He howled, ensuring that even Brook had heard that and probably even Laboon.
"Tch, I was going to serve that peacefully." I mentioned, taking a seat beside the moss-head.

He grabbed all of the trays, almost dropping the plates a bunch of times, until he reached the table, panting loudly. I ranted to him that if he had dropped even a single crumb, the dish wouldn't taste as great as it once was. Yes, I know I was overreacting but there's no other way to explain to the idiot.