"hmm, really?" y/n grins and bites my shoulder, i hold onto him tighter. "tell me if you want to stop. ill stop." i hear him say again.

"n/n..! j-ah! just shut the fuck up! im cumming!" i gasp and moan as i dig my nails into his back. "mngh!" i arch my back slightly when the sussy white liquid shoots out of me. (a/n: im sorry i honestly can't take this seriously. im literally laughing my ass off.)

y/n stops immediately, "ah. we didn't do it at the same time." he sighs looking a bit disappointed as i gasp for air after what we just did.

"how was that? did you like it?" he kisses the corner of my lips and brushes his fingers through my hair.

"it was good." i smile, placing my hand onto his. "but what about you?" i look down.

"its okay, ill finish in the bathroom." he pushes his hair back (a/n: i apologise baldiez) and i have no idea why, but i just HAD to respond to that.

basically, i got hard, again. just because he pushed his hair back.

"are, are you still not satisfied?" he says nervously.

"you pushed your hair back, like, really sexily. it looked really hot from down here." i say, feeling embarrassed. "so now i guess im really looking forward to more.." i suddenly feel y/n twitch against my thigh.

i look up at him in the eye, he's completed flushed.

"you know what, ill go buy condoms. can you wait?" he asks, he himself clearly looking impatient.

"no!" i exclaim, pulling him closer and kissing him. "dont make me wait." i plead. he looks at me for a moment.

"but-" he gets cut off by a loud knock at the door. it takes us both by surprise.

"Y/N. KENMA. WHYS THE DOOR LOCKED? WHATD I SAY ABOUT PRE-MARITAL SEX? I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GETTING FREAKY IN THERE." we hear white mom kuroo yell, but this time he's too late. me and y/n just look at eachother, clearly panicking.

"OH MY GOD, KUROO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. THEY COULD JUST BE SLEEPING BECAUSE OF THE LONG ASS TRIP AND YOU'RE ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM." now we hear tsukishima smack what i imagine to be the back of his head and sounds of him being dragged backwards.

"ohmigosh! you're so right, sweety! im sorry honeypoos! goodnightt!" kuroo squeals.

"im so glad i locked the door." y/n sighs in relief, resting himself on top of me. my problem, being quite obviously unresolved, feasts on his inner thigh.

"oh. i forgot about your son."

"n/n, what."

he laughs at his own joke, until he sees that im clearly cringing, "come on! it was funny..!" he tries convincing me to laugh but its so not working.

"theres no fucking way you just called my own dick 'my son' and found it funny." i look at him with a look of disbelief as he just keeps laughing.

his smile, being really annoyingly contagious, makes me smile as well. "fuck, that's so not funny." i laugh softly. he just smiles and kisses my neck in return.

he then looks up at me, "since you don't want me to leave, let's wrap this up with my mouth."

"um, what?" i let a confused look take over my face, "n/n, wait-" i panic as he licks off my chest which has what i'd released earlier.

"what are you doing?" i tug his hair slightly. (a/n: just pretend he's massaging yo head if you bald...)

"just relax." he says as he lifts up my thigh and presses it.

y/n then takes me in, like, i can't even see my dick, its gone. he ate it bruh.

when he starts sucking, thats when things went south in my head. i couldn't think straight. all i knew was that i had the shut the fuck up and if i don't, we'll get caught.

i pull his hair and cover my mouth so i dont yell. the music that was playing during the just dance session outside just had to end at the wrong time.

"y/n.." i softly moan his name. "i won't be able to shu-ah! i can't.." i try to keep myself as quiet as possible.

he took it out of his mouth and licked his lips, "babe, calm down." he put a hand on my cheek and leaned in to kiss me. "just relax and you'll be fine, hm?" he kisses me a few more times as i nod nervously.

man. its not like im not calm, im totally calm.

...

ok maybe not, shut up.

HE'S JUST WAY TOO HOT OKAY?

annnd i cant see my dick anymore.

"n/n..!" i called out softly. "a-ah..!" i accidentally let out a moan before cumming.

wait i came? where? OH MY GOD EVERYWHERE. IT ESCAPED HIS MOUTH TOO.

...

it escaped- OH MY GOD I CAME IN HIS MOUTH HALFWAY?-

goodbye humanity.

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a/n: goodbye ken-ken 😔💔
IM SORRY IF THE SMUT WASNT THAT MUCH UP TO YALLS LIKINGS 😭 I FELT RLLY AWK TYPING MEMBER OR COCK I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY WHEN I READ IT OUT LOUD.

- twerks ✨

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