random Moon and Eclipse stuff

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Random stuff.

That one time Eclipse was crawling on the roof.

"Eclipse- Get down-"
"NO FUCK YOU IM A GAY SPIDER"
"WHAT-"

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If these 2 worked at McDonald's.

Eclipse: *Drinking sprite*
Moon: "Eclipse your not supposed to drink that-"
Eclipse: "and your not supposed to have sex with your lover in the bathroom yet here we are"
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Eclipse: "Dad look i drew you"
Moon: "Where am i-"
Eclipse: "dead"
Moon: "- And thats why your my least favorite"
Eclipse: "Wait wha-"
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3AM:

Eclipse: *breaks in sun and moons room* "ITS 3AM FUCK MORE QUIETLY I CANT SLEEP."
Moon: "WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE-"
Eclipse: "CAUSE ALL I HEAR IS SUN GETTING FUCKED."
Moon: "oh."
Eclipse: "If I hear another moan I'm gonna kms." *walks out*

*more noises intensifies*

Eclipse: *ded*

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That's all I have.

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