Iron man holds up Zion who's pretty hurt after creating the FUCKIN bifrost they arrive infront of heimdall
Heimdall:Leave this place n-
Zion shoots an ice gun freezing Heimdall in place
Everyone looks at him
Zion:I'm not ready to throw hands yet Cmon
They manage to walk across the bridge passing some asgardians
They stop when they see Sif
Steve:we're looking for Thor
Sif:you sure you wanna talk to him?
Steve:he can't be that bad-
They knock on thors door
Fat Thor:Oh Hey Guys...and you...
Iron Man:we're bringing the gang back together
Fat Thor:HA no I'm just fine here
Zion:The earth needs the mightiest hero...you
Fat Thor:I'm not going
Zion:Help Us
Fat Thor grabs his shoulder
Fat Thor:No-
Zion:Please take your hand off me
Fat Thor moves
Fat Thor:I'm Not interested In staying on Asgard and there's nothing you can say that will make me change my mind
Zion:there's beer on the Jet
Thor looks up and looks at them
Fat Thor:What kind?
A pan out reveals Fat Thor drinking some beer sitting on the jet
Loki:THE AVENGERS ARE GONE I AM YOUR KING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???:Ahem!
Lokis eyes widen he turns around to the avengers minus Zion who all beat the ever living shit out of him
Zion looks up at them and smiles he goes to leave but is stopped when they appear infront of him
Zion:You need something?
Iron Man:you've been helping us all day...yet we have yet to help you
Zion raises his eyebrow
Steve:Be an Avenger
Zion laughs
Zion:No not after all I put you guys through
Iron Man:You didn't put us through that much
Zion:Thor looks like an armored marshmallow
Natasha:That's true but let's go over the list...you beat us twice you recreated the bifrost you broke our spirits only to rebuild them then you brought us all together again
Zion:Damn I did all that...I'm that guy
Iron Man:Cmon lemme handle it
Zion raises his eyebrow
Zion:Fine don't know how your supposed to do that but fine
The next day Zion is seen fast asleep in his bed
Jennifer crashes into his room
Jennifer:ZION GET UP BRUSH YOUR TEETH GET DRESSED LOOK PRESENTABLE TONY MOTHER FUCKIN STARK IS DOWNSTAIRS!!
Zion looks up
Zion:clever bastard...
Zion walks downstairs looking like the opposite of what his adopted mom said
Tony:Zion nice to meet you I'm Tony-
Zion:Stark yeah...
Jennifer slaps his neck
Zion:YO!
Tony:We'd like to invite your son here to the stark internship program he'll be paid $50 an hour
Zion:Damn
Tony:And we're also offering a room in the stark tower for him to steadily be working
Jennifer:HE'LL TAKE IT!!!
Tony:I respectfully was asking him Mam not you
Jennifer backs up flabbergasted
Zion:it's hard to turn down $50 an hour so
The two shake hands smiling
DU LIEST GERADE
The God Of Forging
FanfictionThis Takes Place In The Marvel Universe A Friend Of Peter Parker is Known for not liking the avengers since in the battle of new York they killed his parents although by accident when he is subsequently killed he's sent to an odd dimension where the...