Episode 8-AssGard

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Iron man holds up Zion who's pretty hurt after creating the FUCKIN bifrost they arrive infront of heimdall

Heimdall:Leave this place n-

Zion shoots an ice gun freezing Heimdall in place

Everyone looks at him

Zion:I'm not ready to throw hands yet Cmon

They manage to walk across the bridge passing some asgardians

They stop when they see Sif

Steve:we're looking for Thor

Sif:you sure you wanna talk to him?

Steve:he can't be that bad-

They knock on thors door

They knock on thors door

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Fat Thor:Oh Hey Guys...and you...

Iron Man:we're bringing the gang back together

Fat Thor:HA no I'm just fine here

Zion:The earth needs the mightiest hero...you

Fat Thor:I'm not going

Zion:Help Us

Fat Thor grabs his shoulder

Fat Thor:No-

Zion:Please take your hand off me

Fat Thor moves

Fat Thor:I'm Not interested In staying on Asgard and there's nothing you can say that will make me change my mind

Zion:there's beer on the Jet

Thor looks up and looks at them

Fat Thor:What kind?

A pan out reveals Fat Thor drinking some beer sitting on the jet

Loki:THE AVENGERS ARE GONE I AM YOUR KING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???:Ahem!

Lokis eyes widen he turns around to the avengers minus Zion who all beat the ever living shit out of him

Zion looks up at them and smiles he goes to leave but is stopped when they appear infront of him

Zion:You need something?

Iron Man:you've been helping us all day...yet we have yet to help you

Zion raises his eyebrow

Steve:Be an Avenger

Zion laughs

Zion:No not after all I put you guys through

Iron Man:You didn't put us through that much

Zion:Thor looks like an armored marshmallow

Natasha:That's true but let's go over the list...you beat us twice you recreated the bifrost you broke our spirits only to rebuild them then you brought us all together again

Zion:Damn I did all that...I'm that guy

Iron Man:Cmon lemme handle it

Zion raises his eyebrow

Zion:Fine don't know how your supposed to do that but fine

The next day Zion is seen fast asleep in his bed

Jennifer crashes into his room

Jennifer:ZION GET UP BRUSH YOUR TEETH GET DRESSED LOOK PRESENTABLE TONY MOTHER FUCKIN STARK IS DOWNSTAIRS!!

Zion looks up

Zion:clever bastard...

Zion walks downstairs looking like the opposite of what his adopted mom said

Tony:Zion nice to meet you I'm Tony-

Zion:Stark yeah...

Jennifer slaps his neck

Zion:YO!

Tony:We'd like to invite your son here to the stark internship program he'll be paid $50 an hour

Zion:Damn

Tony:And we're also offering a room in the stark tower for him to steadily be working

Jennifer:HE'LL TAKE IT!!!

Tony:I respectfully was asking him Mam not you

Jennifer backs up flabbergasted

Zion:it's hard to turn down $50 an hour so

The two shake hands smiling

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