Inanimate Insanity Scenarios!

They Get Jealous

"Don't be so judgmental Nickel it's just a punch" he said rolling his eyes. You laughed at this while Nickel stormed off.

-Fan-
Y'all both went to a contest for the best blog to see if he would be in 1st or at least top 5. You were at his station when the judges came by with clipboards. Fan gotten really nervous so you held his hand under the table. The judges stopped at Fan's station asking him questions about his blog but he couldn't help but notice that one of the judges were staring at you a bit too much. Every time when that judge asked a question it would be directed toward you even though they knew you weren't signed up for it. The last question finally made Fan snap.

"Last question and we'll move on to the next station." One of the judges said. "I'll ask it" the object staring too close at you said.

"Are you single? If so may I have your number?" Fan slammed his hand on the table.

"In fact they are taken! You are a judge you shouldn't even be asking these questions to them!" The other judges agreed making the object embarrassed. They ended up being replaced as the judge and Fan won 2nd place.

-Taco-
Microphone was getting a bit too close to you. Of course she didn't have a crush on you but she was just really clingy since she didn't really have many friends. Taco just had to remind her that it's not okay to get all clingy with someone's partner.

"O/n! I'm boredddd!" She groaned hugging you. Naturally Taco threaten her.

"Microphone if you don't let go of my dear then I'll personally make sure you can't sing. I know your intentions mean no harm but you're getting too close" she gave a dark smile while she let go.

You grinned at her saying "Aww are you jealous?"

"No I felt threatened."

-Lightbulb and Paintbrush-
You can usually tell that they are jealous really fast-. One looks like they want to rip the object's head off and other wants to hug you while be very clingy. It's funny till Paintbrush is actually about to do it. One time you where hanging out with Balloon a bit too much. He gotten a bit delusional thinking he needed to depend on you to stay friends so he was always around you. You didn't really care because you thought he was a sad object who wanted a friend while Lightbulb and Paintbrush just wanted time with you to themselves.

"Hey Balloon!- Oop-" Lightbulb hugged you whining
"Don't leave usss! We'll be so bored without you!".

"Lightbulb you'll be fine I got plans-" Then Paintbrush picks you up carrying you off with Lightbulb. They then say "Then you'll have to cancel because your partners want to spend time with you too".

You frowned "Sorry I haven't been spending time with y'all" The two objects smile.

"Awh! Don't worry (nickname) it's fine!"

"Don't worry about it o/n we forgive you"

"... can you put me down now?"

"No- lol"

-Test Tube-
Y'all were at a science convention and one of the people participating to get 1st place had a really cool invention that you were interested in but they were more interested about getting your number. Test Tube was watching afar also competing to get 1st but couldn't help but be upset that she couldn't snatch you away from the object flirting with you.

"Wow your invention is really cool! What does it do?"

"Well *The object grinned* this baby right here can turn the nastiest of foods into something that will taste like heaven!"

"Ooo! How does it work?" "Well I can't explain it now  but if you give me your number I will~" That's when suddenly a weird goo substance launches and grabs you then sending you flying to Test Tube.

"Sorry they're taken" she smiles.

-YinYang-
Trophy was flirting with you. He knew you were dating YinYang but he couldn't help but flirt with you to make YimYang's blood boil. It did make Yang's blood boil not Yin though who knew what he was doing but made him mad nevertheless. One day Yang had enough of not letting himself hold him back anymore he went over and beat the crap out of Trophy while Yin cheered him on.

"Hey o/n~ Why don't you come over and let me have a kiss on the cheek?" He grinned at you.

"Uh I'm good-"

"Hey Trophy! Here's your kiss!" When Trophy turned Yang punched the hell out of him while Yin just cheered this on. Needless to say you had to break up a fight.

-Marshmallow-
Since you were dating Marshmallow now Apple wanted to get closer to you as well so she can know what Marsh likes and doesn't likes. But then Apple started to like you (as a friend) and wanted to be one of your best friends too so you ended up spending a lot of time with Apple, Marsh didn't like that very much. She was okay with you being friends she just wanted some time with you to herself. So she did the next best thing when all three of you were hanging out. Made an excuse and ran of with you.

"O/n! Marsh! Look at my drawing of the three of us!" She showed you a drawing of y'all there but she spelt yours and Marshmallows name wrong.

"It looks amazing-" Marsh cut you off "Uh you spelt our names wrong-" Apple looked at her drawing. "Dang it!" She crumpled it up.

"Uh you do that Apple. O/n and I have to go and do something bye!-" she grabbed your hand and ran off with you while you were just confused.

-Soap-
Nickel had a little crush for you he didn't really know for sure if he did but he wanted to make sure. Naturally he started to hang out with you and you didn't really mind, sure he was rude but he was funny. He didn't know you were taken already so he just put in a few little flirts in your conversations that you thought were just kind complements but Soap knew that gaze Nickel had because it was the same gaze y'all gave each other. He looks at you smiling and confesses while you stared at him.

(Tbh I have been in a situation where someone I didn't have a crush on confessed to me and it was just awkward-)

"I'm sorry Nickel... I just.. don't like you in that way.."

"Come on! Maybe a kiss to change your mind?" He leans in toward you and suddenly he yells out in pain because Soap immediately jumped in spraying window cleaner in his eyes.

"Stay away from my partner! You spare of change!" She took your hand leaving Nickel on the ground in pain.