║⤠ 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚍𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 ⤟ ║

CITEȘTI

Fantezie

║ welcome to my brainrot this is legit just a book all abt my OCs, specifically the Deities, bc they were taking up too many chapters in "the crow's journal" enjoy? ║

#brainrot #deity #fantasy #foundfamily #lore #mystics #ocs #originalspecies #pantheon #scenarios #wip

|+| pain, insane agony |+|

Începe de la început

de dandelion_crow

Avi: A̸̺̍ ̸̟͊A̴̗̰̔̐̅ ̴̲͚̠̇͐A̷̦̞̋̓̕ ̶̞̈Ȁ̸͍̓̒ ̸̤̎̃͛ ̷͙̘͓̆A̴̧̫͉͗͆͝ ̵̛̠̜̝͋͗A̷̖͒̄̒ ̷͔̓̕͝Ä̷̩̭́͐͒ ̸̣̜͖̊͐͑A̸͎̩̓ ̶͎̬͈̍Å̷̩̋ ̷̺̠̌̈ͅĄ̷̻͘ ̵̺̥̞̕Ă̴̭̥̞ ̷̟͖̓̍̍A̶̡̜͂̊̄ ̴̢͓́A̵͙̅ ̶͔̿̂͘Ȧ̵̪́͐ ̶͚͓͍̏̎͠ ̶͖̯̃̿

Avi: thank you!-

[ Halloween ]

Xena: what is 'C' for?-

Maribelle, in a Cookie Monster costume: C4 is a fucking explosive.

Xena: no - what is "C" for??-

Maribelle, with all the confidence in the world: C is for Cock :D

Xena: oh my god - what is your costume?

Mari: Cookie Monster.

Xena: what is C for ?????? -

Mari: Cookies :D-

[ Pasha / Bojiro friend dynamic I think ]

Pasha: we literally went to the store for one thing....

Bojiro: I BOUGHT A TURTLE!!! [ happy giggles ] I'ma name her Taquito!- [ more happy giggles ]

[ Halloween again ]
[ Sorrel was a vampire and Erys was a sheet ghost ]

Sorrel, scrunched into a coffin: I vant to suck ur bloo-

[ Erys just fucking SLAMS the coffin closed ]

[ ... ]

Sorrel, muffled: let me OU T

Bojiro, panicking: MR FIONN WHERE IS HE?????????

Fionn: WHY WOULD I KNOW-

Bayu: [ CONFUSED SCREAMING ]

Bojiro: we can't find mAX-

Athan: [ disappointed Mom Look ]

Sorrel: you locked him in ur dimension!!!!-

Bojiro, at Maribelle: YOU LOCKED HIM IN UR DIMENSION AND NOW WE CAN'T FIND HIM- HE VANISHED- WHAT HAPPENED MARI?????????-

Pasha from across the hall: HE'S 9'2 WHERE COULD HE GO???????-

Xena: [ CRYING - ]

Avi: HOW DO YOU LOSE TRACK OF A MAN THAT BIG?????-

Pasha: YOU CAN'T!!-

[ 10 minutes later ]

Xena: are we hallucinating together?? does the Deity of Fire Maxwell not exist???-

Pasha: NO HE EXISTS and he is SOMEWHERE in the ETHER-

Bayu, in tears: HE'S GONNA DIE-

Sorrel, having a breakdown: WHERE IS HE??????????????-

[ 20 minutes later ]

Bojiro: HE IS NINE. FOOT. TWO. INCHES. M A X W E L L -

Athan, softly to Altalune: we know exactly where he is.

Alta, jokingly: we all do-
("we" meaning Athan, Alta, and Solstice)

[ .. ]

Solstice: [ quietly opens a closet door ]

Max, scrunched up inside: :3