Raphie's truth and dares

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Corn- *sitting on the couch with raph* look here you have some dares.
Raph- oh no * getting up from the couch*
Kk- sit down now raph *grabs raph's shoulders and hulls him down*
Raph- let me go
Corn- please raphie
Raph- fine
Mikey- haha you are such a pushover
Raph- shut up Mikey before i pummel your face
Leia- what the foop is going on in here
Kk- raph has dares
Gi- I heard dares *jumps on couch* lets get this party started.
Raph- what is the first dare
Corn- well sandy do you wanna tell him
Sandy- *pops up from behind the couch* sure
Raph- what the heck did you come from
Sandy- I dare raphie to sing California Girls.
Raph- what no way
Leo- it's a dare you have to
Raph- butt out lamo
Corn- kk can I get some help
Kk- *uses magical powers to make raph sing*
Raph- Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Toned, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild Wild West Coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns
The girl's a freak
She drive a jeep
and live on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the bait
just like I love LA
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summertime is everything
Homeboys
Bangin' out
All that ass hangin' out
Bikinis, zucchinis
Martinis, no weenies
Just the King and the Queeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
Lookie here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
'Cause you're representin' California (oh yeah)
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
(West Coast, west Coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
California girls man
I really wish you all could be
California girls
(California
Mikey- * still recording raph*
Kk, corn and Gi- *on floor laughing*
Leia- good dare
Sandy- thank you
Leo- *to shock to speak*
Corn- OMG I'm dying
Kk- again again,
Raph- I hate all of you
Corn- kk give me that bag we got from the insectarium *whispers*
Kk-here *whispers back*
Corn- here you want some Mikey
Mikey- what is this
Kk- chocolate covered cricket.
Mikey- cool *shoves it in his mouth* crunchy.
Corn- raph here try this
Raph- what is it
Corn- chocolate covers cricket.
Raph- gross no
Kk- what if we eat one too
Raph- fine
Corn- *hands raph a chocolate covered roach.*
Raph- so this is the same thing Mikey ate.
Corn- well yes and no
Raph- what
Corn- it's a cricket but there are different kinds of crickets. There are camel crickets and tall grass crickets and potted plant crickets.
Donnie- well
Kk- *slaps hand over Donnie's mouth
Raph- and which on is this
Corn and kk- tall grass
Raph- *places bug in mouth* crunchy not that bad. Now eat yours
Corn- ewwww gross no never.
Kk- he ate a roach
Raph- *spits food out* A ROACH
corn- yea and that was so gross
Donnie- I new its wasn't a cricket. I mean she made two of them up
Corn- really I guess on all of them. Sweet I knew one kind of cricket.
Raph- I'm gonna kill you *chases corn*
Corn- come on I'm your girlfriend
Raph- I don't care I ate a roach *grabs corn by the waist and lifts her in the air*
Corn- out me down
Raph- okay* throws her on couch and starts tickling her
Kk- awe I think they need some space. and a ROOM
corn- stop please I can't take it anymore. Stop tickling me
Raph- say "raph is cooler than me and I will do what ever he says"
Corn- no *laughing* fine raph is cooler than me and I will do what ever he says.
Raph- good *stops tickling*
Sandy- there is one more
Raph- no more dares
Sandy- it's not a dare it's a truth
Leia- she got you there
Gi- just promise no making out
Leo- I agree with Gi
Raph- your just jealous that you don't have a girl friend.
Sandy- okay raph do you wish you had hair.
Raph- nah plus corn likes my head the way it is *rubbing head*
Corn- nah I think he would look cute with some hair
Raph- liar. You just want me to have hair so you have something to grab on to when I kiss you
Kk- tmi
Leo- I'm leaving
Mikey- dude really
Leia - you just had to
Corn- really raph *slaps his head*
Raph- ouch
Corn- you deserve that
Raph- *grabs one of my books* and you deserve this.
Corn- put that down
Raph- no* runs out of the living room
Corn- I will hurt you
Kk- I got your back
Corn- thank you
Kk- I was talking about the book * hits raph with a golf club*
Raph- where did you get that
Kk- I know a guy
Corn- give me that book
Gi- they are at it again
Leo- when will he learn
Donnie- I know they say multiple times never to touch their books
Mikey- even I know that
Leia- he just has a thick skull
Sandy- I mean which book is it
Corn-Harry potter
Sandy- put that book down raph *chases raph*
Gi- you guys should leave before things get uglier
Mikey- uglier than raph impossible
Raph- I heard that
Gi- bye my ducklings
Leia- May the force be with you
Sandy- bye everybody RAPH OUT DOWN THAT MASTERPIECE
kk- bye my little cupcake
Corn- bye my peas
Kk- *knocks raph down* ha I got you
Raph- get off me
Corn- no you held my baby hostage
Sandy- is he okay
Raph- no
Sandy- I wasn't talking about you *turns to corn* is he okay *taking about the book*
Corn- yea he is fine
Raph- no I'm not
Corn- no one care if you are okay
Leo- bye everybody
Donnie- is raph okay
Mikey- do not ever touch corn or kk's books

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