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Tony's POV:

I was in a "very important meeting" with Fury and he was yelling at me. It was something about me "not paying enough attention" or something, I don't really know I was on my phone.

Child

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Hi

how r u?

actually dont answer that,

why not...

there is a possibility that I may or my not...

have been shot in the leg again.

what do I do?

What the fuck do you do with your free time?

may I remind you that your talking to a child

so mind your fucking language asshole 😀

...

do you want help or not?

yeah, 

there's this math question that I'm really stuck on

I mean with the leg.

oh yeah,

the bullet is in my calf and I kind of can't walk

kind of?

I feel like i'm going to pass out every time I take a step :)

got it.

yup.

what do I do now

well...

just tell me

am I going to have to take it out?

i'm going to have to take it out aren't I?

it's going to hurt isn't it

fuck you Mr Know-it-all

just do it.

(nike)

what?

what?

what was that?

what was what?

stop procrastinating.

ok i'll do it.

sew it up after

ok DAD

Done.

can you help me with that math problem now?

you weren't joking?

nah

we're doing polynomial division and it makes me want to ✨defenestrate myself✨

you know that means that you want to throw yourself out of a window?

yup

your humor is broken.

bingo

you need a therapist

no 

i need to finish my math homework before it's due

send it over

divide 6x^3 + 150x^2 + 5x by 15x + 2

*insert math explanation that i'm not going to make you read*

dankeschön

I worry about you

aww samesies!

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"STARK GET OFF YOUR PHONE" Fury yelled.

"Actually, I need to go check something, see ya later Nick." I said, rereading the messages as I walked out of the room.

"Nat!" I called as I entered the living room, she turned around and looked at me, "I have some very helpful information on the kid..."

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