Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

Chapter 1

Scar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Grian: Go the fuck to sleep
Scar: What gif I don't want to?
Grian: Fuck You

Scar: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Grian: Only if you also don't ask why
Grian: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Scar:
Grian:
Scar: This one is fine

Scar: This is a mistake
Grian, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Scar: But not today
Grian, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Scar: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Grian: *turning to Mumbo* How tall are you?

Scar: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Grian: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Scar: Absolutely not.

Scar: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Grian: Oh, you've been?
Scar: Once. In Monopoly.

Scar: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Grian: Killed without hesitation.
Scar: No.

Scar: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Grian: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Scar: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Grian: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Scar: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Scar: You love me, right, Grian?
Grian: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Scar: It's dark in here
Grian: Don't worry dude I got this
Grian: *Stomps his feet*
Grian: *Skechers light up*

Scar: So what do you do?
Grian: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Scar: Wow, impressive.
Grian: Then I'll move on to Leos.

(A/N: I'm pretty sure both Scar and Grian are Leos-)

Scar: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Grian, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Scar: A theif.
Grian: Thief?
Scar: Theif.
Grian: I before E, except after C.
Scar: Thceif.
Scar: No.

Scar: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Grian: Three words.
Scar:

Scar: Can you keep a secret?
Grian: Do you know anything about my life?
Scar: No I do not. Good point.

Scar: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Grian: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Scar:
Scar: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Scar: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Grian: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Scar: Okay, truth or dare?
Grian: Truth
Scar: How many hours have you slept this week?
Grian:
Grian: ...Dare
Scar: Go to bed.
Grian: I don't like this game.

Scar: Hey Grian can I get a sip of your water?
Grian: It's not water.
Scar: Vodka, I like your style!
Grian: It's vinegar.
Scar: Wh-Wha-
Grian: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Scar: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Grian: Alright, what's 30x17?
Scar: 47
Grian: That's not even close.
Scar: But it was fast.

Scar: Am I in trouble?
Grian: Take a guess.
Scar: No?
Grian: Take another guess.

Scar: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Grian: Oh, I'm always running
Grian: The question is from what

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Hey guys, I though, since new chapters will take me a while, I should do some incorrect quotes as well!

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~Max