Bzzt
My phone buzzes and I sigh overdramatically.
I'm on my break! Must I get a new job on my lunch break? At least wait the twenty minutes until I'm done!
Unable to do anything, or else I'll get fired haha, I pick up my phone and read the text.
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Bossman:
Shikanoin Heizou. You're new job is to take over the investigation of the Shogun siblings' murder.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
The one from four years ago?
Bossman:
You'd be correct.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
Oh yay. I like it when I'm right 👍
Wait a sec why me? If lead detective Sango couldn't solve the case, what makes you think I can?
Bossman:
I don't.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
DAMN OKAY
Bossman:
However, Sango-san believes you can crack the case.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
At least one person has faith in me 😒
Bossman:
Take this seriously Shikanoin.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
I LEGIT AM
Ur the one antagonizing me 😔💔
Oh ma bad I mean *you're
Bossman:
Sigh.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
So, what else?
You haven't ✨politely✨ told me to fuck off yet, so there is something else you wanted from me?
A catch in this assignment, maybe?
Bossman:
Well I'll be. You actually can deduce simple things.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
I wouldn't have done well on my iq test if I couldn't ✋😔
Bossman:
Anyways. The catch is, if you fail to solve this assignment in four months, you'll be fired.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
Aye aye bossman lemme just ask the spirits in my ouija board to magically make me as smart as Sango 🧐
Bossman:
Then I shall speak to you later.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
WAIT NO BOSSMAN I WAS JUST KIDDING!
Bossman?
Oh no 😳😥
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I stare at my phone and sigh.
Leave it to the boss to give me no context on why I'll be fired in four months.
But then again, being basically told that lead detective Sango thought that I could crack a case that confused even him...
Well, I'd eat my own foot if I actually solved it.
Suddenly my phone buzzes again.
Is it bossman finally responding to me?
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Kazooha🍁💨:
Good afternoon Heizou.
Sherlocknoin Heizou:
BY THE SEVEN KAZOOHAAAAA HRU BESTIE 😋😘😍🤩❓
Kazooha🍁💨:
At least I know you're sane
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The Boy in The Window (HeiScara)
Mystery / ThrillerFour years ago, three siblings were murdered in the quiet of the night. Even today, the case is still open, still unsolved. No one was or is able to track down the mysterious murderer. No one was able to bring justice to the Shogun siblings. That is...
