5 Guys
Washington St
Middletown, Connecticut
Iris: I would like a bacon cheeseburger, with ketchup, mayo, lettuce and tomato, and a banana Oreo cream shake, please.
Bob Kimball: I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, onions, and peppers, and a grape Fanta, please.
Floor: *littered with peanut shells, bacon bits, and ice cubes*
Patio: *tables smeared with ketchup and mustard stains, waiting to be cleaned up*
Iris: *drinks her shake only to realize its vanilla* This isn't banana Oreo cream! This is vanilla! I wanted banana Oreo cream!
Bob Kimball: Then, make a complaint to the staff.
Iris: *angry squabbling* I wanted banana Oreo cream!!!!!
Bob Kimball: Take it easy!!! Its no big deal!
Iris: *still squabbling incoherently*
Wesleyan Girl: *whacks Iris with a cartoon mallet* There! *goes back to eating her bacon cheese dog, and drinking her Cherry Hi C*
Iris: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her*
Girl Toddler: *runs towards Iris and squeezes her lips*
Iris: *getting her lips squished and is still out cold*
Woman: Come on, sweetie! Come with Mommy! *holding her bag of food and shake*
Girl Toddler: *follows her mother towards the exit by the patio*
Bob Kimball: At least she didn't burn to ash like Brandon did, when he didn't get his chocolate Oreo cream shake. 2022 has been quite a year.
This story was written on Wednesday, September 21st, 2022.
A/N Iris didn't have to flip out like that! She could have been more civil and asked for the right shake! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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