A Helping Hand 2: a sonadow fanfic

Shadow's Dirty Dream

Shadow wakes up and finds himself in an awkward position

Locking lips with the blue blur himself

Sonic pushes against Shadows chest with both of his hands

[Sonic]
DUDE WHAT THE HELL

[Shadow]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO I'M SORRY I- I MUST'VE ROLLED OVER IN MY SLEEP AND-

Shadow finds himself rambling tripping over his words but eventually falls silent

[Shadow]
Wait, what are you doing in my bed?

Sonic chokes on air

[Sonic]
W-WELL *cough*  WELL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED *cough* W-WHAT HAPPENED WAS

Shadow's worried face slowly turns into a sly grin

[Sonic]
DON'T- DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I WAS- I WAS UHM

Sonic shuffles his hands through his quills

He grabs something and quickly shows it to Shadow

[Sonic]
I WAS RETURNING THIS

Sonic presents Shadow a random wallet he found on the ground

[Shadow]
Where did you find that?

[Sonic]
It was in the woods on my way home, it's got some red stains on it, your eyeliner I assume, I figured I'd bring it back to you

Shadow swipes his wallet away throwing it behind his bed

[Shadow]
YEAH EYELINER, that still doesn't explain why you are shirtless, and pantsless, and...

Shadow raises the covers up a bit looking under

Sonic clamps the blanket back down

[Shadow]
And underwear-less

[Sonic]
SHUT UP

[Shadow]
You're in my bed telling me to shut up, this is a legendary moment

[Sonic]
Listen okay I came back to return the wallet and then I tripped and fell in mud and I didn't wanna track mud everywhere so I took everything off at the door and came in to slip you, your wallet, but then you looked really cozy so I was tryna sneak a quick hug and your sleep wrestling ass dragged me into bed and layed on top of me

[Shadow]
Okay I'll humor your very unrealistic scenario, so what do you plan on doing now?

[Sonic]
I will profusely apologize and leave right away

[Shadow]
I like the apology part, I don't know about the leaving part, I have a better idea

Shadow runs his hand down the blue hedgehogs chest

[Sonic]
Wha-

[Team Dark Pool House]

[Sonic]
Swimming pool?

[Shadow]
Oh no no, swimming pool sex

[Sonic]
Swimming pool wha-

Shadow grabs Sonic by the shoulders and pulls him into the water

He pulls them into a passionate kiss before they resurface

[Sonic]
SWIMMING POOL WHAT?????

[Shadow]
Wanna?

[Sonic]
Damnit of course I do I love the water and homosexual sex

[Shadow]
YES

Shadow pushes Sonic against the pool edge preparing to enter him until a last minute thought hits him

[Shadow]
Wait Sonic doesn't like wa-

Shadow jolts awake in his bed

He looks around the room

[Shadow]
FUCKING DAMNIT

He punches his Sonic Movie 2 nightlight across the room breaking it being left in the dark

Shadow inhales before screaming into his dark abyss of a room

[Shadow]
FUUUU-

[2 Days Later]

[Sonic]
Where are we going?

[Shadow]
We're taking you to therapy for your aquaphobia

[Sonic]
Okay I guess, are you okay man you've been seeming real grumpy lately

[Shadow]
I'M FUCKING FI-

[1 Hour Later]

Sonic lays in a small chair

[Knuckles]
And what brings you in mister.. Sonic T. Hedgehog?

[Sonic]
Knuckles?

[Knuckles]
Please mister Hedgehog remain professional, call me Echidna

[Sonic]
What the fu-

You thought I'd give you the naughty chapter

Oh ho ho not yet

I'm not mentally prepared for that yet

But soon....