A Helping Hand 2: a sonadow fanfic

Shadow's Invitations

Shadow, once again fast asleep on his comfy bed, is violently woken up by a loud crash

He falls out of bed and jumps up in a panic

His head immediately darts to two figures

He looks up and spots a hole in his roof and looks back as the smoke clears

He sees two metal robots

Metal Knuckles, and Metal Sonic

He sighs and walks up to Metal Sonic and grabs his shoulder

[Shadow]
Blue balls and Clifford the big red bitch what the fuck are you two doing here

Shadow tightens his grip on Metal Sonic bending the metal

Both Metals starts panicking

[Shadow]
AND WHY DID YOU DESTROY MY ROOF YOU PIECES OF SHI-

Shadow falls silent hearing an additional noise

A scream

The scream gets closer and closer

Metal Knuckles holds his arms out and catches a blue hedgehog

[Sonic]
JESUS I ASKED FOR A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE NOT A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Shadow face palms and groans

[Sonic]
Thanks for the help though, you guys can go home now

Metal Sonic throws a thumbs up and blasts off with Metal Knuckles

[Shadow]
What do you want

[Sonic]
Second day of fall festivities

[Shadow]
We literally did the festive drinks a day ago

[Sonic]
I did say I'd show up on random days

[Shadow]
I have to work today

[Sonic]
Not anymore

[Shadow]
I'm gonna get chewed out if I don't show up for a mission

Sonic holds up a piece of paper proudly

Shadow reads over it

[Shadow]
You requested me, to do a job for you

[Sonic]
Yep

[Shadow]
And you requested that I investigate you

[Sonic]
Yep, and Rouge cleared it, so you're mine for the whole day

[Shadow]
Okay then blue man what's the agenda

[Sonic]
We, are gonna gooooooo

Sonic pulls out a list of possible things they could do and reads down until he reaches one that catches his eye

[Sonic]
Pumpkin Hurling!!!

[Shadow]
What the hell is that?

[Sonic]
Basically, we'd usually load a pumpkin into a catapult, and launch it super far, but we're super cool and awesome and strong and wildly handsome