Ch1
Alex's POV
Reporting live on 9 news, a man had stuck an alive fish up his behind and had to get it surgically removed!
"What the f***?" I say as popcorn flies out of my mouth.
When the surgeons pulled the fish out of him, IT WAS STILL ALIVE!
"What kinda foolishness" I whisper wide eyed
Live footage has been taken, we will play it now:
"GET IT OU-" I quickly change to the next channel before my innocent eyes could see anything.
"The things you see on midnight news" I mumble to myself. I let out a massive yawn and click next on the remote.
A man exploded today, he was hit by a double decka bus-
"Next"
I got no strings to hold me dow-
"Next"
"AND I I I I I I I I I I I I I I-
"next"
Dean, take me now-
"OKAYYYYY that's enough TV for tonight, time to hit the sac-" I was suddenly interrupted by Michael Jackson.
THRILLERRRRRRR THRILLER NIGHTTTTTTTT!
"Michael? Your still alive?" i call out to no one.
"Shit my phone!" I scramble around the couch, blindly smacking everywhere to feel my phone. I rip the blanket off of me and find my phone buzzing in the corner of the couch. Grabbing the phone sluggishly, I answer it without looking at the ID.
"Someone better be on fire if you're calling at 1am in the morning" I growl in the phone.
"Hahah hah yourrrrr furrrnnny Lexiiiiii" a drunk voice comes from the phone.
Dafaque?
I remove the phone from my ear and look at the screen. Vanessa
"No! Ethan, come back here!" A familiar voice screams.
Wait a minute
Ethan?
Oh no
"Twins" I groan out loud.
"Ethan, sit down! Hi Lexis how have you been? Great, that's awesome!" Vanessa laughed nervously.
"Nessa where are you?" I sigh into the phone. I get up and walk towards my room to change my clothes, knowing I would have to pick up Nessa and the twins.
"What? We're at my house silly. Don't you remember, I got no work today" She lied straight through her teeth.
"Really now? So what's with the loud music and Ethan, he sounds kind of, how do I put this, drunk" I ask sarcastically.
"Umm...We're all just playing a game of truth or dare. I dared Ethen to act like a drunk person at a party and he said he needed inspiration so we blasted some music" she let out a high pitch giggle which confirmed my suspicion. She always does that giggle when she's lying. Suddenly the sounds of sirens were heard.
"Nessa what's that?" I question trying to find some shoes to wear.
"Eehh...Uhuh....nothing I mean Caden is ehhh...trying to be a police car!!! Yes that's right. That was his dare. Yup haha" she lies again.
"Hmm okay than, you guys sound good to me so I guess I'll see you tomorrow" I fake sigh happily while putting my maroon heels on.
"Yup were all good, I'll see you tomorrow Lexi" she sighed in relief. Before she could hang up I cut in quickly.
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Yes Miss Valentine
Teen Fiction"What is your definition of life?" "Life is a struggle. Life will throw curve balls at you, it will humble you, it will attempt to break you down. And just when you think things are starting to look up and you can stand, life will smack you back dow...
