Kai Romanoff

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" No I actually haven't heard the latest Avenger gossip." Sam said.
" Oh great I'll catch you up. So there's that and did you know Steve lost his virginity to-" Kai started but Steve wrapped his hand around her mouth.
" Ha kids they are crazy, you ready for another round of eight ball?" Steve asked Sam.
" Sure Steve." Sam chuckled.
Steve unwrapped his hand around Kai's mouth and started walking towards the pool table,
" Tell me later?" Sam asked.
" You already know." Kai smirked.
Sam smiled before joining Steve.

" So, a White Russian for the white Russian?" Cedric asked.
" You read my mind Ceddy boy." Kai nodded before they walked towards the bar.

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Kai sat next to Cedric as a group talked after the party.
" Come on it's a trick!" Clint said referring to Thor's hammer.
" Oh it's much more than that." Thor said.
" Ah whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power. Whatever man! It's a trick." Clint said.
" Please be my guest." Thor chuckled.
" Really?" Clint asked.
" Yeah come on." Tony said

Clint stood up and walked to the hammer.
" Oh this is going to be beautiful." Rhodey said.
" Clint you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up." Tony teased.
" Ha, that's what she said." Kai chuckled.
" You know I've seen this before." Clint said before trying to pick up the hammer.
He struggled for a second then gave up.
" I still don't know how you do it." Clint chuckled.

" Can you smell the silent judgement?" Tony asked.
" Please then Stark." Clint gestured to the hammer.
" Alright I've never been one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right so if I lift it, then I rule Asgard?" Tony asked.
" Yes of course." Thor nodded.
" I will be reinstituting prima nocta." Tony said.
" The fact that you just said that means you won't be able to lift it now." Kai told him.
He tried for a second.

" I'll be right back." Tony said walking off.
When he returned he had on his iron man glove. Then tried again. Then Rhodey joined him and they started pulling together.
" Are you even pulling?" Rhodey asked.
" Are you on my team?" Tony asked.
" Just represent pull." Rhodey told him.
" Alright let's go." Tony said as they tried again.

" Alright, that's enough out of you two anyone else? Banner?" Kai asked.
" Uh yeah sure I can try." Bruce stood up and walked to the hammer.
He stood on the table and started yelling as he pulled. Then he pretended to be angry like he was gonna turn into the hulk. Everyone just looked at him.
" Good effort Bruce." Kai clapped.

Then Steve stood up and walked towards it. He rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the hammer. He started pulling and it barely lifted. Thors face fell but Steve gave up graciously and Thor chuckled.
" Nothing." Thor smiled.
" Widows?" Bruce asked.
" Oh no, no. That's not a question I need answered." Nat said.
" I'll have to agree, ruling a planet is not something I can care to know if I can do or not." Kai nodded.

" All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged." Tony said.
" You bet your ass." Clint agreed.
" Steve he said a bad language word." Maria teased.
" Did you tell everyone about that?" Steve asked.
" The handles imprinted right? Like a security code. Whosoever is carrying Thors fingerprints is I think the literal translation." Tony said.
" Yes. It's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. You are all not worthy." Thor said picking up his hammer.

Everyone started laughing and trying to half heartily protest. Suddenly there was a high pitched noise that filled the room.
" Worthy. No. How could you be worthy? You're all killers." Said a half built robot that had just linked into the room.
" Stark?" Steve asked.
" Jarvis?" Tony said.
" I'm sorry I was asleep. Or I was a dream." The robot said.
" Reboot legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit." Tony told Jarvis.

" There was this terrible noise. And I was tangled in-in strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy." The robot said.
" You killed someone?" Steve asked.
" Wouldn't have been my first call. But fine in the real world were faced with ugly choices." The robot said.
" Who sent you?" Thor asked.
He played a voice memo of Tony.
" Ultron." Bruce realized.
" In the flesh. Or no not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission." Ultron told them.

" What mission?" Nat asked.
Kai sneakily reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out her hand gun.
" Peace in our time." Ultron said before three other robots flew in and started attacking them.

Kai pulled off a couch cushion and held it front of her and Cedric as one blasted at them. The robot got distracted and flew somewhere else. Kai traded in her gun for two daggers that were stuffed inside of her boots.
" Give me a boost Ced." Kai told him before running towards a robot that was flying towards Steve.
Cedric pulled out his wand and shoot a spell towards Kai that bounced her up towards the robot. Kai held out her daggers in each hand and stabbed cut the robot in half as she fell back down towards the ground.

Cedric kicked the couch cushion towards her landed spot and Kai landed safely on it. Just as Steve and Thor took of the other two.
" That was dramatic. I'm sorry I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the work but you don't want to it change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers extinction." Ultron said.
Thor threw his hammer and broke Ultron.
" Thank you, that guy was getting extremely annoying." Kai said.

Authors Note: Hey y'all how y'all doing? Don't be mad for not posting. I just started school again and I'm getting in a better posting schedule. I think it will be Saturday and Sundays from now on. Don't hold me too that, but I hope y'all enjoy the chapter <3