I pull my cellphone out of my hoodie pocket and glance through my contacts. Aunt May is probably busy..and the pizza place probably doesn't know how to do this either.. The only adult person left would be Mr/Ms stranger..
~4:56pm~
Peter:
<Since you're an adult and all that I bet
you would know how to fill out an application, right?
~5:01pm~
:creepy stalker pedo
To a point, yes.>
Why?>
Peter:
<I'm trying to fill this application out
for an internship but I don't know what
I'm doing.
:creepy stalker pedo
Internship for where?>
Peter:
<Stark Industries!!!
:creepy stalker pedo
You're applying for an internship at Stark Industries?>
Peter:
<Yep!! :D
<I probably won't get accepted but
why not try :)
Tony stared at his phone, trying to remember which schools he gave the opportunity to come to be an intern. Midtown and some other school I believe..
:creepy stalker pedo
That's cool, kid. I'm sure you'll be accepted.>
What school do you go to?>
Peter:
<You're still on my potential stalker list Mr/ma'am
so I'm not giving you that information!!
<Also can I ask what your pronouns are?
<I'm tired of typing out mr/ma'am all the time..
:creepy stalker pedo
he/him.>
And I'm not a stalker.>
Peter:
<Sure sounds like something a stalker would
say
<But anyways can you help me fill this thing out??
:creepy stalker pedo
Sure.>
What's it asking for?>
Peter:
<Well this part want's me to write an entire
three paragraphs just about why I want
to have the internship!!!
:creepy stalker pedo
Could you send me a picture of exactly what it says?>
Peter:
<Yessir!
<image
:creepy stalker pedo
That is the blurriest picture I've ever seen.>
I see it says your name is...Peter Parlor?>
Peter Barker?>
Peter:
<YOU TRICKED ME!!!???
<CREEPY STALKER MAN!!!!!
:creepy stalker pedo
I apologize, kid. I didn't mean to find out your name.
on the bright side, the picture is so blurry I can't
see your lastname.>
But anyway, just simply write about why you want an internship.
You don't actually have to write a full three paragraphs.>
Tony Stark probably wouldn't wanna read through three paragraphs
for every participant anyways, so.>
Peter:
<But what if he does :'(
<Then if I don't fill it out fully I definitely won't
get the internship
:creepy stalker pedo
Trust me, kid, he's not gonna read through all of that.>
Peter:
<ok...I'm trusting you Mr stalker man
<WAIT
<since you know my name can't I know yours??
:creepy stalker pedo
...>
You can call me Toni.>
Peter:
<OH is your name Antonio??
:creepy stalker pedo
Yep.>
I'm Antonio.
**creepy stalker pedo contact name changed to "Antonio's Pizza"**
Peter:
<Thank you Mr Antonio for your help!!
<I've gotta fill this all out and go home
<Talk to you later :D
:Antonio's Pizza
Bye, Peter.>
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