Joy: Uhmm I am... uhhh gift? she proceeds to run away
Syd: okay then... what? thats kinda cute
Bain: Hey gang! Pro gaymer bain here back at it again with sum fortnight v logssss remind to like and subscribe and comment if u love mr beast chocolate
Da crew: what da fuck!!!
Chains: i love fortnite !!! Fornitw rocks !!
Dallas: omg im the only sane one in the safe house
Wolf: 🖕🏽
Hoxton: fuck you dick for brains
Houston: Suck my titties you good for nothing prick
Jiro:🧘
Jacket: Put those smelly grippers away bain owh noe
Bain: thats how you liek them bic boiii
Bain: Oh em gee gang, can you like??? Evene BELIEVE like Oh em gee
Joy: Daddy Dallas
Dallas: Thanks ol sport, didja catch the game last night
Dallas: Are ya winning son?
"I can't write sydney i feel so weird ;;"
"You can do it I believe in you!"
Hoxton and Houston: making out in the back of Joy's van
Sydney: This place is sacred could you not
"I can't believe you made hoxton and houston into complete boomers"
"There's no way they know how a fucking phone works"
"Does the safe house even have a kitchen??"
"I would assume no"
"They're getting a kitchen."
"They're billionaires, why did you give them a shitty kitchen"
"Billionaires on a budget!"
"You don't need to write down what kind of gun it is"
"They need to know..."
"Jacket is like, the gang's siri or google"
Dallas: Hey Jacket, where's the nearest coffee shop?
Sokol: Hey Jacket, how many fibers are in a blanket?
Duke: Hey Jacket, when was da vinci born?
Sydney: Hey Jacket, can you buy pads off amazon?
Houston: Hey Jacket, how long do wrenches last?
Jacket: Wolf.. Everyone keeps asking me questions D:
Wolf: How many... peters.. can pipe... a pepper...
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꒰A Lesbian's꒱ Wine₊˚⊹ Joy x Sydney〖Payday 2〗
Romance「TRIGGER / CONTENT WARNING」: Racism and mentions of bigotry, no use of slurs ︶︶꒷︶『ᓚᘏᗢ』︶︶︶꒷꒦ Joy was washing her van until Dallas comes to remind her it was her turn to grab the groceries. Joy goes to get them, however, on her way back, she was jumpe...
