Impossible Love : Dhar Mann x Shrek

A love begin

Chapter.3: A love begin
-My balls hurt....-Dhar Mann

Dhar Mann POV

Dhar mann:How do you know him?
Shrek:My wife left me for this bee.
Dhar mann:How is it possible?
Shrek:He got our wives...
Dhar Mann:I think they left for the money of the bee
Dhar Mann: But you know what I don't care if they left know that I have...

Oh no I can't say that I have a crush on him now... I'm forced to say it.

Dhar Mann: I think we arrived to your home...
Shrek: Yeah
*start blushing*
Dhar Mann: You know Shrek, I forgor 💀my wife now and my heart is lonely...
Shrek: Yes me too even if Fiona is still a bit in my heart
What seriously no this bitch gonna pay for that, Shrek is mine.
I approache him and kiss him.

POV Shrek
WOW this is magical I can't think of anything than him and his lips. He is a good kisser but I smell Deetz Nuts in his mounth I think he eats some in the car.

But this kiss is fantastic I don't want that it end...

POV Fiona and Dhar Mann wife
POV Fiona
Ugh The Bee buy me a new car for my birthday but first I'm Fiona the princesse of Far Far away and second I already have it! Seriously that Bee suck but I love him just for his money. I think I should marry Charming but he's dead.

The bee: How are you Honey?
Fiona : Good and you?
The bee : Look what I buy you a new crow with diamonds from India!
Fiona : Oh thx but it's not enough bee!
The bee : I knew so I buy an Island. Far far away 2
Fiona : Not enough.
The bee : A country
Fiona : meh
The bee : A planet
Fiona : Yeah that's good.
Ugh not enough
Fiona : So Honey do you want that we have a date tonight ?
The bee: Uhm sorry honey but work

He's serious right now?! I'm breaking up with him but wait, he doesn't work tonight I saw his planing do he cheats on me? I'm sure!

POV Dhar Mann ex wife

Yes Bee gonna takes me on a date tonight, I'm so happy! AHH oh the Bee is here

Bee: Hello Honey I'm back from work, are you ready?

Dhar Mann ex wife: Yes and you?

Bee: Just have to take a shower

When he goes to the bathroom I hear someone ringing who can it be?

Dhar Mann ex wife: Hum, hello?

???: I'm Fiona, and I saw my husband enter in your house

Dhar Mann ex wife: My husband just ente-
Wait does he really cheat on me?!

Fiona: I think he is cheating on us!

Dhar Mann ex: I'm gonna MORB HIM!

Bee POV
Hah I just finished my bath don't ask how I did it I won't respond, hum what is doing My wife with Fiona?!

Dhar mann ex wife: are you cheating on me?

Bee:Wh-What?!

Fiona:Bee i know you are cheating on us!

I'm scared!

Dhar mann ex wife and Fiona:We are leaving you! Now you got 0 bitches

Fiona : Do you want that we morb him?

Dhar Mann ex wife: Yes!

Dhar Mann ex wife: It's Morbin Time the Bee!

Fiona : Oh he is already death...
Dhar Mann ex wife : But I didn't touch him
Fiona : Yeah I step on him by accident
Fiona : And he's naked
Dhar Mann ex wife: But he's alway naked
Fiona: oh ok
Dhar Mann ex wife: So what do we do now?
Fiona: Idk
Dhar Mann ex wife: Let's watch Morbius
Fiona : Ok

Dhar mann ex wife:After we need to find our old spouses
Fiona : Ok

End of the Chapter 3
Is Shrek and Dhar Mann gonna be boyfriend?
Dhar Mann ex wife and Fiona gonna find their ex spouses?
Is the Bee really dead?

Your gonna see it in the next episode or not
Because it's my story yeah if I want I can talk about how
I banged your mom and sister or cousin i don't fucking know
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