Antonio: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Mirabel: I'm never having a debate with Camilo again. He literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."
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Abuela: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Camilo: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without using the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Isabela: Fuck you.
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Isabela: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Camilo: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Pepa: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Abuela: What do we call breaking the law?
Camilo: A hobby
Abuela: *crossing her arms*
Camilo: That I do not engage in.
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Pepa: It's not going to work. I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Pepa: Lmao, @Bruno
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Luisa: Stressed
Dolores: Depressed
Camilo: Possessed
Mirabel: Obsessed
Isabela: Impressed
Agustin: Chicken breast
Everyone:...what?
Agustin: I just wanted to join in.
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Camilo: I failed my safety training course today.
Pepa: Why, what happened?
Camilo: Well one of the questions was 'In case of a fire, what steps would you take?'
Pepa: And?
Camilo: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Mirabel: This is getting embarrassing.
Camilo: Getting? We're already there!
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Dolores: Blackmale is such an ugly word, I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Camilo: Change is inedible.
Mirabel: Don't you mean 'inevitable'?
Camilo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Mirabel: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Isabela.
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Isabela: Camilo! Have you no dignity?
Camilo: Of course not! How long have we known each other?
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Mirabel: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Juleita: It's not smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Pepa: Three of us saw it Juleita. How do you explain that?
Juleita: *Points to Bruno* Sleep deprivation. *Points to Pepa* Paranoia. *Points to Isabela* Delusional personality disorder.
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Juleita: It's called a cauliflower, not a ghost broccoli.
Bruno, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Mirabel: Even Isabela and I have been getting closer. The other day she gave me half of her sandwich.
Isabela: I mistook her for a garbage can.
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Antonio: "29-34, give a particular ecosystem and explain how it could be protected." Help.
Camilo: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Camilo: You can do it Mirabel. But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
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Alma: You might not know this, Mirabel, but I am a flawed person.
Mirabel: I do know that.
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Antonio: Anyone got any crayons so I can color in my PH.D?
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Bruno: What's up? I'm back.
Pepa: I litterly saw you die. You dead. You were dead.
Bruno: Death is a social construct.
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Mariano: Where's Agustin?
Alma: Don't worry, I'll find him. FELIX SUCKS!
Agustin: Felix is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Alma: Found him.
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Pepa: What the hell were you thinking?
Bruno: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.
Pepa: You released OSTRICHES!
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Camilo: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Bruno: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around and deserted me!
Pepa: But did I make you cry?
Bruno: *starts crying on the spot*
Pepa: Shit.
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