Pepa: I wasn't that drunk.
Bruno: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Pepa:BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Abuela: What is wrong with you?
Mirabel: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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*In a horror movie situation*
Mirabel: I've got no service in my phone here.
Isabela: Shoot my battery just died.
Luisa: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Camilo: Guys, my phone is a book
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Isabela: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Mirabel: Thank God.
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Bruno:Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Mirabel: Abuela gave me a get better soon card.
Luisa: That's sweet!
Mirabel: I wasn't even sick, she just thinks I could do better
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Pepa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Felix: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Pepa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping habits?
Felix: Is it working?
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Julieta: Camilo, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Camilo: Ooo, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Luisa: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Mariano: She's the girl of my dreams!
Isabela: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Mariano: I have a lot of dreams.
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Mirabel: Damn, the power went out.
Camilo: Don't worry, I got this. *Stomps foot*
Mirabel: What-?
Camilo:*Sketches light up*
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Felix: Agustin, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor (aka Julieta).
Agustin: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this our stab wound?
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Dolores: Well remember when Mariano made a romantic dinner for me?
Isabela: Dolores, he microwaved you a pizza.
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Mirabel: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Evrything is going to be fine.
Luisa: How can you still say that?
Mirabel: Because sometimes, when things are tough, denial is all we have.
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Isabela: I am not a prize to be won. Unless you're hot. Or rich. Or hot and rich!
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Camilo: I'm unpleasant when I'm hungry.
Dolores: You're always unpleasant.
Camilo: That's my secret Dolores, I'm always hungry.
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Mariano: God, I love Dolores
Isabela: Yeah, you fucking better.
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Isabela: Here's two facts about me.
1. I hate hot people
2. I'm a hypocrite
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Abuela: You're charged with...breaking into a pet store?
