yes I got rid of the say no to this crack chapter.
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> Varian gets flustered super fast
> Like you could make an unholy joke about two characters in a movie and he'd spit out his tea and die inside.
> THIS MAN
> THIS MAN DEF HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT WHEN SUPER EMBARRASSED
> LIKE JUST LISTEN TO JEREMY'S VOICE IN BONNIE AND CLYDE, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN
> He gets jelly pretty fast ngl but is very awkward about it
> LOVES when he can get you to blush
> He refuses to kill the spiders and insists on just taking them outside without hurting them probs cos he doesn't wanna clean up spider guts tbh
> he probably likes really addicting TV like miraculous ladybug and no, I'm not taking criticism, that show is filled with something cos it's so bad (no offense ofc) but I love it sm and can't stop rewatching it rn
> You made him a friendship bracelet and he cried when you put it on him
> Forces you to go outside to the park with Ruddiger
> He hisses at any weirdos who try taking advantage of you
> "*whistle hey pretty one, wanna ditch this place and have some fu-"
> "hiSSSSSSS BACK OFF, THEY'RE MINE-"
> Buys the colorful band aids
> He probably would likes Cavetown (who doesn't tbh)
> Cries when the dog dies
> Will fight anyone any time, anywhere
> you guys to couple cosplays for halloween
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ok I'm done also
IT'S EFFING VARIGO WEEK so I get to write some Varigo byeeee
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