miraculous skits/one shots

Adriens baggage

(CHARACTERS ARE ALL AGED UP TO APPROPRIATE AGE, 18+ AUDIENCE)

At Adrien's house sitting on his couch playing truth or dare

Nino: Adrien truth or dare?

Adrien: dare

Nino: I dare you to fu** Marinette in the *** gently while heavy breathing

Adrien: hell no, Alya truth or dare?

Alya: truth! I've heard much about your dreams Agreste

Adrien: fair enough! What was yours and Ninos first time like?

Alya: we kissed he lied me down sat on my lap grinding on my *****, then made out with my neck he stroked my thighs and thrusted on me, at this point, I was burning up and panting, he then ask again for in-depth consent to-

Marinette: I'll commit to any dare if you actually shut the f*** up right now-

Alya: I dare you to touch Adrien's sack-

Adrien: huh?! 😳

Marinette: fine, Adrien you got a bag or something? Can you-

Adrien: no...Marinette...she means... my t*********

Marinette: oh. I-Is that okay with you?

Adrien: um...of course.

Marinette: did you wanna take off your pa-

Adrien: I was thinking you just put your hand... in?

Marinette: sure..

Alya with a tub of popcorn: you look like tomatoes can you just get it started-

Marinette: yeah..
*eye contact*
*glides her hand along the edge of his pants*

Adrien: I'm not trying to spring a boner on you- I promise it's just me MALE! AND YOU HOT...

Marinette: you hot too- I MEAN-

Alya in the background: well Isn't this charming.

Nino: Shush their finally gonna do it *reaches his hand into the popcorn*

Adrien: I haven't done it in like a week so... just be careful okay?

Marinette: done what? *slides her hand down his boxers.  

Adrien: I might make faces- huh~

Marinette: it's okay. *shuffles her hand around trying to scope out the terrain*

Adrien: *drops his head back and shuts his eyes* And I'll probably make noises..

Marinette: Yeah. *reaches for his...cylinder* where is?

Adrien: Marinette that's my dick. you're... stroking my *pant* cock Marinette...

Marinette: I am? sorry, I've never done anything like this before I don't really know what I'm doing. Do you think you could h-help me?

Adrien: hugh~ yeah- yes.  take your hand out for a second.

Marinette: mhm~ *okay to put it in perspective Marinette looks like she has a very bad sunburn* *slips her sweaty palm out of his pants and waits with it beside her nearly soaked. 

Adrien: *takes a couple deep ass breaths* huhholy shit. 

Marinette: [i hope I didn't do something to make him uncomfortable] Adrien..*sets a hand on his shoulder* hey are you okay? we don't have to do it anymore if you don't-

Adrien: NO! uh unless are you? you're still okay with it yes?

Marinette: Yeah- but you d-

Adrien: I wanna know if you're w**[IM BUZZING]

Marinette: I am- y-yes

Adrien: [f***] can I? *stares at her zipper*

Marinette: can you what?

Adrien: *a courter droplet of sweat falls off his face and onto his shirt* feel? [im about to climax all over my boxers] 

Marinette: my c**?

Adrien: mhm...

Marinette: go ahead...

Adrien: *strokes down her thigh inside her panties leading with three fingers* 

Nino: Adrien truth or dare?

Adrien: are you actually cock-blocking me right now. 

Alya: nino let the boy get some wap-

Nino: 

Adrien: truth

Nino: on a scale of one to ten how close are you?

Adrien: if Marinette were to accidentally nudge my pp with her leg rn i would be done.

Marinette: ah~

Adrien: I didn't touch you yet...

Marinette: I know just your hand is really h-hot.. 

Adrien: *** on it

Marinette: 

(well this took a turn hopefully no one finds this. I zoned out during half of this so if this is trash that's probably why. Uh, thx for reading. don't judge me- or do I don't really care ((I actually do care pls be nice)))