To: Michael
From: Santa Claus, North Pole
Re: Naughty List -
Concerns Addressed
My Dearest Michael,
A good friend of mine
With a heavenly connection
Recently, asked me to review
Your extensive naughty collection.
As for your recent car accident
On a 'frozen' city road.
It occurred in the middle of July
Is what our records showed.
I checked the daily temperature.
My friend Jack Frost told me
The low was only sixty-two.
I'm thinking the road was ice free.
Especially, since the high
Was one hundred and three.
I'm pretty convinced the asphalt
Was totally ice free.
Talking about high,
I see your Tijuana tobacco
Is legal in your state now.
But I can't let this one go.
You have to be twenty-one or over
And only one ounce in possession.
Your twenty-pound stash
Is quite the transgression.
As for the church money
When they pass the collection plate
You're only allowed to add money.
It's not for you to borrow or take.
For the drinking/driving episode,
I see here you purchased the beer
With your fake ID.
I think this one is incredibly clear.
If you wish
We can review the rest.
There are still quite a few.
As I am sure you have guessed.
So, Mike, I hate to tell you
But this is the rule.
This year it's a lump of coal for you.
Our own actions can make life cruel.
But after December 25th
You'll have a clean slate.
At least with me.
Next Christmas can again be great.
Sincerely and Good Luck,
S. Claus
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