Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

Work Calls (literally)

"JUNI!" I scold them. "They could work for SHIELD or HYDRA or whatever else and try to recruit me! I just got to a point where I feel like I don't constantly have to loom over my shoulder but if you keep doing this, I might have to."

"Sorry," they reply.

"Be more careful," I warn.
We finally arrive at her house and I thank my lazy ass for not unpacking because it was a quick zip-up and go. On the way out the door, Juni hands me books on gamma radiation written by a B. Banner.

"Thank you all so much," I say, a little sadly, "I'll try to visit soon."

~~~~back to le group chat~~~~

You
So do you guys know
anything about gamma
anything?

Juni 🔫🐞
The books didn't help?

You
They're just complicated

Anthony
I know some stuff but
I know a guy who is one
of the leading scientists
in gamma
I could add them if you
want me to?

America's Ass?
DON'T ADD BRUCE

Anthony
So, now I'm going
to add them anyways
because it pisses
grandpa here off

You
Wait, can I add
another friend?
Just so y'all don't
outnumber us.

Anthony
Sure

Anthony added ###-###-####
You added ###-###-####

Bruce
What's this?

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Yah, what is this?

Juni 🔫🐞
A group chat, dumbasses

Wilbah 🟤🎸
No, I know that
Who is everybody?

You
I'm Brighton

Anthony
Anthony

America's Ass?
I believe I'm still America's Ass

Juni 🔫🐞
The baddest bitch, Juni

Bruce
I'm Bruce, ig

Wilbah 🟤🎸
I'm Wilbur

You
Pah Juni
We all know I'm the
baddest bitch

Juni 🔫🐞
You probably are
I can't believe these
guys can even do what you did

Wilbah 🟤🎸
I was going to act all
offended but I post
videos of myself
playing Minecraft online

Bruce
-what?

You
Well, Juni, you
did make Anthony cry
And according to Mr. Ass
that's probably pretty
rare so 👏👏👏 on that

Bruce
WAIT JUNI'S THE ONE
THAT MADE YOU CRY

Anthony
🙄
yes

Bruce
OH WOW
IMMA EXPOSE YOU

America's Ass?
Please don't

Juni 🔫🐞
Ooh I gotta idea
Besides the fact, ik who
you all are, why don't
we all reveal our faces?
But like not by ourselves
we have one of the people
we know do it for us

You
Fuck it, I'm in
But please be very careful
my identity can be important

Wilbah 🟤🎸
If you're doing it I will
It's not like I have any
privacy anyways, anymore

Anthony
Y'all already know my
face, cuz ass here sent
you guys a video of me
crying

Bruce
If Tony's doing it,
I will

You
Tony?

Anthony
Dats me
Tony is my nickname that
I go by 11/12

You
Ah
Mr. Ass?
You in?

America's Ass?
Sure

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to be continued