Dear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
Hamk j wabletan was doing nothing but ascending, he was vibin until he fell lmao. Hank got up and started playing goofy ahh sounds. "Yo who rejected my entry to heaven" hank yelled, jebus comes walking up to him like a fuckinh jedi. "I did because you are too sinful for my liking" jebus said in a deep threatening manner. Hank looked at him with shock i guess, pulled out the nesquik and snorted that shit
YUMMY NESQUIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hank then turns into a fucking ball and rolls away, jebus pulls out dem pizza rolls and starts eating them like minecraf. Those pizza rolls must be very yummie guyes, auditor turns into a worm and goes to jebus and epicly steals a pizza roll. Jebus gets pissed and starts wrestling auditor for the pizza roll (epic anime battle) insert fucking nightcore music
Hank continues to rolllll rolling they hatin, he turns back to normal but continues to roll like a fucking dumbass. Until he sees a very epic man in a wheelchair who probably does wheelies.
I wanna see dave do a wheelie
Hank immediately falls in love with him and gets head over heels right away bro, mans in heaven. Dave is confused as fuck to the point he nearly exploded. "Hello sir my name is hank what is urs" hank said speeding up his words because hes a little shy uwu boy softie hwnk, "hi hank, i am dave" the very sexy man in blue responded sounding like fucking bozi buddy, emo fucker. Hank begins to vibrate uncontrollably because of how gay he is for this man, daves smile turns into a very aggressive frown to the point he looked like spunch bob. Hank refuses to hold back gay urges and kisses dave passionately, dave sat there shocked but kissed back because he realized in that moment he was also gay for a fucking grunt that is a fucking murderer and has thousands of simps because lolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They kiss for a long ass while #lovewins
Deimos and sandford were watching this very wacky event go down. Deimos has his entire mouth loaded with fucking cigarettes because he wants to ruin his lungs like a useless pro. Sanford had tits for some reason, man boob???????????????????????????? "San i think I just sharted your pants" deimos said muffled because this fucker was stuffed with cigarette. San looks at him like that Thomas meme i guess. "Why did you shart my pants" san asked "idk i just sharted your pants"
A true homie guys
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Hank and dave are still kissing, eventually they stop and look at each other because sus sus baka sussy i like hot cocoa, "hank i hardly know you but i love you infinitely" dave said for some reason. Hank blushes like an anime girl and kisses him again. They fucking explode.
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys
Wait that means im straight (im bi lmao!!!!)
fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass booted up my pc because i need that fortnite battle pass
Lemon pepper shrimp the end
hes hot tbh
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