Dear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
People really love this fella, so do i so lemme get this over with trolololosljdbdlepehsbflsisybroeyebdkdixhdjsidhdjdjsjsj *chokes*
Heacccccccccccccccc on the agent torture mannnsndml
- he has anger issues (sadly noooooOoOOooO)
- he's probably like 8'5 or something, who the fuck knows.
- he's like a father to all the tiny grunts, he doesn't want them hurt. Hurt his children and you'll fucking be thrown to the trump wall
- he gets a lot of headaches from the i dont even know what the fuck they are huge ass fucking wall nails?????. They hurt him really badly. (Sad moment #sadboyhours)
- he fucking loves chocolate somehow (he got himself sick three times from consuming too fucking much)
- he left sugarcrash playing for like ten fucking hours once, now its stuck in almost everyones head
- he gets bullied sometimes by smaller agents n shit.
- "i cant fit through the damn door" **proceeds to hit his head continuously before finally getting through**
- chaos buddies with tricky, they both fucking blew up a building once
- since your shorter (or smaller) than him, he holds you in the palm of his hand, he wants to hug you but then he'll probably crush you or something.(he isn't as big as he appears in the series in this book, you could hug him but thats only if they manage to make him small again or your the same height idk)
Madness combat crab version
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