Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

Sheriff headcanons

I probably butchered that name but who cares lmaoaoaoa.

So people actually simp for the useless man, guess I'll do my job n make em happy

(I dont have any pictures of the sheriff so um take the happy grunt. He's happy to see u)

Headcanonz for the hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheriff sorry I didn't know how to type

- he's an absolute sweetheart person reading (i wont assume gender aaaeee)

- he doesn't fuckin say yeehaw, when he does he says shit like "yeehaw mother fucker"

- he isn't useless unlike how he is in the series (i feel like cringe for callin him useless now lmaoaoao)

- if he ever gets into like group chats he spams shit, he causes people to disable notifications as well

- "who the fuck is playin old town road again?"
Sheriff 2021

- pretty sure this man looks stunning as fuck in a suit or something

- he wore a maid dress because he lost a bet once (he also looks kinds stunning in it. Don't get weird tho we are fuccin PG 13 here)

- his voice cracks like a damn mouse when he yells (average fortnite fan lol- dont get mad at me for saying that-)

- he convinced jebus that wap means worship and prayer, you can only guess how that went. (It went horribly)

- he literally just wants to be loved thats all

- he likes Tyler the creator

And his name is.... you thought i was gonna type john cena, lol no.