My Story [Helluva Boss x Male Reader] (Discontinued)

Let's Get Down to Business (Pilot)

The scene opens with a city shot that slowly zooms in on the IMP's building. Background noises of cars honking. The scene then transitions to a closed door, with a sign saying "Meeting in Progress". Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. 

Blitzo: Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. [Moxxie gives him a "BItch what the fuck" look.] Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Y/n: We could film ourselves on the job. Potential customers might want to see an example of  how efficient we are in killing our targets.

Blitzo: Not bad. Not bad at all. I'll think about that for later. Great idea tho, future son-in-law.

Y/n: Your welco- [Paused as he was confused by that last part 'Wait son-in-law?']

Millie: (Energetic) What about a car wash?

Bitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

Y/n: (Whispering) I liked it.

Millie: (Whispering) Thanks, Y/n.

Blitzo: Ooh, what about a billboard?

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir. 

Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from Earth:

Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet.  

Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair.

Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth. 

Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs.

Y/n obliterates a man in orange fire, like Exodia. 

Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times. 

Y/n: It was fun killing those pricks.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir. 

Y/n: The Hamilton one by Lin-Manuel Miranda I saw a while ago was really good. 

Blitzo: Exactly, Millie and Y/N And we're basically doin' a musical *Jazz hands*. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie Sir--

Blitzo: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dream, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I-- What?

Millie: (Teasingly) I thought I knew you. [She sticks her tongue out, making Moxxie smile, blush, and roll his eyes, before turning back to Blitzo]

Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie after I made you employee of the month!

Blitzo holds up a plaque of Moxxie looking even more like a possum.