Kirby and co. gets a group chat

Almost at 500

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so lets start the story lmao)

Lil shit: guys

Supersimp: its 3 AM you better not be summoning demons

Lil shit: no thats not it i heard that

Supersimp: that?

Lil shit: shut up i heard that we had someone new joining the chat

Supersimp: i thought kirby was friends with every living thing?

Lil shit: who the fuck said he wasnt friends with them

Egg: idrk if its a good idea to let him in

Lil shit: no the only one whos not allowed in is Gala

Lil shit: who even knows whether hes in or not most people are inactive. actually, if your inactive, spit out some information about what your doing, because youve been inactive far too long

Plugg: uh im at haltmann industries and im watching susie cry

Burning leo: im commiting arson

Chilly: uh im doing the ice bucket challenge

Knuckle joe: im punching someone

Bonkers: MMM MONKE

Driblee: im at a water park

Jammerjab: im helping hyness 

P.Waddle dee: im helping a fine waddle dee through the rain

Lil shit: i didnt mean you guys no one gives a shit about you

Tonia: wait why is susie crying

Lurker: oh i WONDER why. maybe just maybe its because my motherfucking dad is dead?!

Tonia:..sorry susie.. i shouldve guessed that..

Supersimp: ...

Lurker: im going to kill that plugg.

Lil shit: anyway i meant the actual important inactive people?

Edge Lord: fuck you

Gooey: 0aa00ooooii

Rick: me and coo are playing animal crossing

Coo: yes

Kine: f i s h

Lil shit changed Kines name to Will you be Kine?

Lil shit changed coos name to Coom

Lil shit changed ricks name to Rick and Morty

Lil shit changed gooeys name to Dumbass

Ado: Me and ribbon are playing Board games

Ribbon: ..

Lil shit changed ribbons name to Rejected

Lil shit changed ados name to Child

Child: uh

Rejected: its true.. my crush is gay

Puff: oh yeah i can relate but we're together now so

Rejected: AHHH

Egg: yep pretty much everyone in this chat can relate 

Rejected: wheres bandan

Seen too much: ha you'll regret picking a fight with me if you decide too

Rejected: whatever, fight me. winner gets you know who

Seen too much: even if i lose your username already says what'll happen sweetie