Kirby and co. gets a group chat

I dont even know what happens in this chapter

warning: very many sex jokes

Friends

2:30 PM

Lil Shit: hey guys kirby is out getting food with B.W dee we can finally play T or D!

Egg: well i mean sounds fun enough

Lurker: ig

Lil shit: any objections?

Lil shit: i guess not.

Lil shit: so im gonna come up with a dare for who ever types me first

Club penguin: me

Egg: me

Fire Girl: me

Lil shit: aight it was DDD. anyway T or DDD?

Club Penguin: Dare

Lil shit: i dare you to tell kirby what gay is around MK.

Club penguin: farewell, sweet exsistence.

Club penguin has gone offline

Lil shit: so Magolor said me second

Egg: Dare. do your worst.

Lil shit: degrade yourself as much as possible.

Egg: 0~0 i regret dare. Do i get a repick?

Lil shit: nah.

Egg: *sighs* f-fine. ill change my name, but only for you~

Egg Changed Eggs name to Daddys Good little Cat boy

Daddys good little cat boy changed their name to daddys little kitty

Daddys little kitty: D-do i really have to do this?

Daddys little kitty: N-Nya~ UwU Daddy was that good~?

Lil shit: oh my nova what the fuck?!

Daddys little kitty: *purrs* yes Daddy right there~

Lil shit: WHAT THE FUCK-

Daddys little kitty: I-Im sorry am i making you uncomfortable~?

Club penguin: i barely got out of there aliv- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK MAGOLOR?!

Daddys little kitty: W-What is it Dededaddy~? 

Club penguin: the actual fuck why marx

Fire girl: oh my void wtf magolor

Lurker: Why marx?

Daddys little kitty: F-fine. ill put on the.. M-M-Maid dress... I did promise id be a good little kitty, just for you~!

Edge: greetings. wait what is happening

Daddys little kitty:

(NOT MY ART i could not draw this)

Lil shit: tf the dare is over. Also why do you own a maid dress

Daddys little kitty changed their name to egg

Egg: thank nova thats over

Edge: what did you do Marx?!

Lil shit: Barf

Club penguin: it wasnt just marx. why did you take it so seriously magolor?

Egg has went offline

Lurker: that was really weird

Fire girl: yes

Friends

4:20 PM

Puff: hey guys!

LITTERALLY EVERYONE: DONT SCROLL UP!

Puff: oki

Egg: hi Kirby

Thunder Thot: well looks like Magolor is really weird, ok.

Edge lord: wtf

Pure child changed their name to Seen to much

Simp: god marx your super weird

Tonia: ...

Simp: Im omw with eye bleach tonia

Elsa: omv why

Club penguin: never mind eye bleach, anyone got a noose?

Elfilin: now everyone needs therapy. how does a therapist get a therapist?

Club Penguin: idk

Puff: Dont worry dedede me and bandee are coming over with ice cream

Edge: Why Marx.

Lil shit: i regret everything

Lil shit: also 'Master' crown lmao

Egg: Dude im never playing t or d with you again like W H Y

Simp: ik why

Egg: then W H Y

Simp: i never said i was telling you

Tonia: i have recovered

Elfilin: Yay i dont think i ever will but good for you

Egg: im sorry

Elfilin: then build a theme park in waddle dee town

Egg: no f u

Dumb rat: Im gonna D word

Seen To Much: wait magolors a cat

Egg: N-NO!

Lil shit: please stop typing like that im sorry dude

Fire girl: guys Fran is litterally bleaching her eyes

Thunder Thot: im teobhi ;NXQ/A.CQJBQBIDQEEBIO;DLWCDYjfjthhkrdesk

Thunder Thot: dropped my phone

Hy as a kyte: Juh

Puff: o hey hyness!

Thunder Thot: he got Fran to stop bleaching her eyes. he drank the bleach.

Egg: starting to sound like the username is true

Club penguin: STARTING?!

Edge: the username is probably true

Club penguin: PROBABLY?

Hy as a Kyte: Juh-huh

Tonia: hey its okay francisca you dont have to bleach your eyes

Elsa: yeah i guess

Simp: sectonias so awesome

Lil shit: >:D

Simp: Dont

Simp: EVEN.

Lil shit: uptight much

Lurker: i just removed it from my memory

Thunder Thot: wish i could

Fire Girl: its better and kinda funny if you imagine it in his voice

Seen to much: true

Elfilin: hey guys theres gonna be a party in waddle dee town your all invited by me kirby and bandee

Lil shit: Yay!

Elfilin: its gonna be awesome!