Kirby and co. gets a group chat

S.S. marxolor

Friends

9:00 AM

Simp: omfg finally

Edge lord: wait what happened

Simp: oh yeah so uh 4 couples got together ::D

Edge lord: FOUR?!

Simp: ye. i uh...... 

Thunder Thot: im still lonely asf tho

Edge lord: who

Lil Shit: WE DID ALL THE GUEST STARS!

Egg: i got not a second of sleep.

Lil shit: L but anyway when we ran out of stuff to do in star allies we uh.. we no homo kissed

Thunder Thot: how

Egg: he said it didnt matter because he was wearing socks.

Club penguin: i can talk again

Edge: fuck not this conversation-

Lil shit: and MK and dedede kissed

Club penguin: yes

edge: im gonna KMS.

Tonia: ::D me and taranza held hands

Lil shit: dude me and mags litterally kissed around 69 times

Simp: and none of them were homo, im gonna guess?

Lil shit: nah but really dude you held hands? p a t h e t i c

Tonia: shut up, no one cares for your trash opinion

Lil shit: defensive.

Lil shit changed tonias name to Thot

Simp: TF MARX SHES NOT A THOT!

Thot: why

Lil shit changed thots name to Tonia

Lil shit changed simps name to Supersimp

Lil shit: its you or her

Supersimp: ill take the blow then

Lil shit: :) the blow

Egg: .........

Lil shit: youll take the blow?

Supersimp: Y'know what? im out.

Tonia: same

Tonia is now offline

supersimp is now offline

Lil shit: and then theres kirby and bandee. they uh, they litterally just kissed. somehow.

Edge lord: oh well im out again

Edge lord is now offline

Club penguin: guys mety wasnt wearing socks D:

Edge: ...

Lurker: so hes el gee bee tea cue?

Egg: NOT THE BIG G*Y! ANYTHING BUT THE BIG G*Y!

Lil shit: Oh no hes Homo! whatever shall we do??

Edge is now offline

Egg: wow that was pretty funny

Lil shit: i can hear you laughing its so cute

Egg: no homo tho

Lil shit: yeah no homo

Puff: hello everyone. me and bandee went to the cafe

Puff: and ate

Lil shit: oh you ate? thought you wouldve took a shower. isnt that what everyone does at the cafe?

Egg: lmao

Elfilin: Hello, people. We are going to the festival next. i will be the only one on my phone.

Thunder Thot: we dont get a festival

Elfilin: we saved all the waddle dees. now that kirby and bandee are together.. they are really happy.

Elfilin: i saw a butterfly. what do i do???

Egg: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Lil shit: EAT IT!

Dumb rat: after reading the texts today, i feel 10x more lonely.

Lil shit: and i feel 10x more gay

Elfilin: guys dedede used to be a huge furry.

Club penguin: UHH

Elfilin: he ran around on all fours 

Club penguin: it was the mask!

Egg: the mask is

Lil shit: Thats what the point of the mask is

Egg: so you wont see me crying and ill keep on trying

Thunder Thot: respectfully, shut the fuck up.

Lil shit: ah yes, ive found magolors maid dress.

Egg: 0.0

Lil shit: w h y

Lil shit: and your.. catnip supply?

Egg: ._.

Lil shit: why do you have this many pictures of yourself- WAIT YOU HAVE BEANS?!

Egg: X_X

Lil shit: guys

Lil shit: YOUR SO CUTE

Egg: iqxonppicantpppustahpdxqcijncqidnqenwhyuvurvuacnewuxmqw,wxx;rwchnorhywoixpleasekwpqq

Lil shit: L

Club penguin: THEYRE GLORIOUS

Elfilin: Omg aw

Dumb rat: >>jealous<<

Thunder Thot: 2 cute

Lurker: why are you so cute

Supersimp: omg adorable

Tonia: aww

Fire girl: NO STOP BEING CUTE

Elsa: i will die from cuteness

Hy as a kyte: juh

Egg: STFU!

Lil shit: come on bro calm down

Egg: i will not qbbnoooooooooooooooooohmqzzzzzzz

Egg: you fucking kissed me you bitch

Egg: and your not wearing socks.

Lil shit: mabye i am h*mo

Egg: ............................................................................................same

Club penguin changed eggs name to Gay egg

Gay egg: if it fits, it sits.

Lil shit: omn

Lil shit: i am so in love with this thing