Kirby and co. gets a group chat

I may just try to make a good chapter

WARNING: opinionated opinions 

Friends

6:43 PM

Puff: hey guys!

Gay egg: yes?

Club penguin: yes?

Lil shit: yes?

Thunder Thot: yes, kirby?

Puff: so i was thinking, whats your favorite theme in my adventures?

Lil shit: i would say mine, but its shit. so uh, probably.. i like hyness's second phase theme.

Gay egg: nice pick but ill go with C-R-O-W-N-E-D.

Thunder Thot: void terminas theme phase 3-4

Club Penguin: hmmmmm swole dedede scuffle

Edge: sword of the surviving guardian

Edge Lord: ..............i dont really listen to your music.

Dumb Rat: squeak squad theme star allies

Lurker: Secretary susie 1

Fire Girl: Zans theme

Elsa: hmm.. mabye mine and flamberges theme.

Hy as a kyte: Marxs pick

Supersimp: masked dedede-triple deluxe

Tonia: Masked dedede-triple deluxe

Puff: green greens :D

Seen too much: I like roar of dedede 

Elfilin: :) ill just pretend im okay with these horrible picks because the best theme is obviously Two planets approach the roche limit (phase 2)

Puff: well i also really like Gourmet race. the one time i wasnt fighting eldritch gods TwT

Elfilin: haha and here we are

Seen too much: WELCOME TO LAB DISCOVERA!

Puff: i know that was scarring but remember Tilt and Roll kirby hahahhahahahah

Elfilin: du du du du du (du du) da na na na na na na

Seen too much: AaAaAh

Lil shit: guys when magolor said cool pick he meant: 'die, marx' hes blasting C-R-O-W-N-E-D in my ear

Seen too much: do do do do do do do do do do do do DUH NUH NUH NUH nu nu nu nu nu nu na na na na na na DUH NUH NUH NUH

Lil shit: hhaahhahahahaha 

(please help me i know C-R-O-W-N-E-D with lyrics by heart)

(IN DARKNESS CONCIOUSNESS CONFINED

IM UNAWARE OF SPACE AND TIME

AM I IMPRISONED IN MY MIND?

IS THIS THE CROWNS TRUE AIM?

I FEEL THE CALLING OF THE VOID, 

MY BODY NUMB MY SOUL DESTROYED,

A PUPPET NOW MERELY A TOY 

Now nothing feels the same..

IN MY GREED I LOST WHAT MADE

me..me.

ONCE I WAS BLIND TO SIN, 

BUT NOW I CAN SEE!

IS THIS POWER TRULY UNDER MY CONTROL

OR DOES IT HAVE ME HUNG BY STRINGS?

THERES DARK MATTER CLOSING IN AROUND MY SOUL

OH, WHAT WAS THE PRICE I HAVE PAYED JUST TO BE CROWNED

A KING?!

IN HUBRIS I HAD WISHED TO BE

SOLE RULER OF THE GALAXY

I THOUGHT ID MAKE THEM BOW TO ME,

NOW I BOW TO THE CROWN

I THOUGHT THAT THE THING I CRAVED WAS POWER

MY LUST HAS LEFT MY SOUL DEVOURED

YOU MUST STOP ME IN THE FINAL HOUR

before the clock runs down...

i was a fool to think you a tool for my plan

now hear my plea stop me and return to dreamland

where the breeze of friendship blows across the world

and the light of hope brings love to every soul

and if i make it out i want you to know

i am so very sorry

i only hope you'll find some love in your heart to spare and forgive a fool like me.

HELP ME 50 of my downloads on youtube are kirby themes.)

Club penguin: guys my mouth tastes like blood :(

Edge: im omw dedede

Supersimp: now imagine masked dedede playing while dedede drinks his own blood

Thunder Thot: ...Why would you put that image in my head

Gay egg: omg guys Marx just gay me a black eye im so in love

Club penguin: gay?!

Supersimp: gay?

Elfilin: gay.

Gay egg: OoPs TyPo

Lil shit: i cant hear anything

Gay egg: im sorry want a hug to make it feel better?

Lil shit: stfu bitch

Gay egg: anljnXL;AKDIodDBFBUEWQQ I uh

Lil shit: Im saying it

Gay egg: no no pls

Lil shit: your other form is yassified magolor

Gay egg: X_X

Elfilin: thats just straight up wrong

Club penguin: lmao

Thunder Thot: whats wrong with this gc? everything.