Hyrule's Champions

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Zelda, Link, Mipha, Daruk, Revali, and Urbosa have entered the chat.

Link: Oh good Mario left.

Zelda: You really hate him....

Revali: What are we  going to do?

Urbosa: IDK.

Zelda: GUYS!!!!!!!!

Mipha: What.

Zelda: Peach is hosting a ball!!!

Revali: She hosts too many.

Mipha: Link, will you go to the ball w/ me?

Zelda: Link, will you go to the ball with me?

Link: Of course! Btw, I mean Zelda.

Mipha: *crying*

Zelda: 😝

Urbosa: Zelda don't be rude.

Revali: Guys, like 50 girls have asked me.

Daruk: ..........

Mipha: Yeah, right.

Revali: Okay, fine. Only 5 Rito girls have asked me.

 Urbosa: Why are you even bringing this up?

Revali: Will you go to the ball w/ me, Urbosa?

Daruk: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Urbosa: What the heck!? No!

Revali: Please?

Urbosa: No.

Revali: Please?

Urbosa: Just go w/ a Rito girl.

Revali: No. And PLEASE????????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Link: XD. The cute faces.....

Urbosa: Ummm.....

Revali: Please, I'll pay you 1,000,000 rupees!

Urbosa: Okay...

Revali: YES!!!!

Mipha changed Revali's name to I 💖 Urbosa.

Urbosa: What the heck?!

I 💖 Urbosa has changed his name to Revali. Revali has changed Mipha's name to I am a yummy sushi.

Daruk: Oof. 

I am a yummy sushi: I hate  you so much, Revali!!!!!!

Revali: Hate you, too!😉 

I am a yummy sushi has changed her name to Mipha.

Urbosa: Guys, let's send photos. 

Link:

Zelda: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Zelda: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Revali: Um....

Daruk:

Urbosa: HEY!!!!! What the heck?!

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Urbosa: HEY!!!!! What the heck?!

Revali changed Daruk's name to Big Dumb Rock.

Mipha: Poor Daruk. 

Revali: That's what he gets.

Zelda:

Link: 🥰😍😘😘🥰🥰😍🥰😘😍😍

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Link: 🥰😍😘😘🥰🥰😍🥰😘😍😍

Mipha: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Revali: Guys, let's do something else.

Zelda: What about Kiss, Kill, Marry?

Link: Yeah!!!!

Urbosa: I'm first! Link, Mario, Daruk.

Zelda: Kill Mario, Kiss Daruk, and Marry Link.

Mipha: Kill Mario, Kiss Daruk, and Marry Link.

Big Dumb Rock: Rosalina, Peach, Daisy.

Revali: Kill Daisy, Kiss Peach, and Marry Rosalina.

Link: Kill Daisy, Kiss Rosalina, and Marry Peach.

Mipha: Revali, Ludwig will literally hunt you down if u actually like Rosalina and want to date her.

Revali: No, I don't like her, I just have to play the game.

Mipha: My turn! Pit, Fawful, Link.

Urbosa: Kill Fawful, Kiss Pit, and Marry Link.

Zelda: Kill Fawful, Kiss Pit, and Marry Link.

Link: Urbosa, Mipha, Shadow Queen.

Big dumb rock: Kill Shadow Queen, Kiss Urbosa, and Marry Mipha.

Revali: Kill Shadow Queen, Kiss Mipha, and Marry Urbosa.

Urbosa: Let's stop for now...

Revali: No! It's my turn!

Mipha: Fine...

Revali: Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede.

Zelda: Kill Dedede, Kiss Meta Knight, and Marry Kirby.

Urbosa: Same.

Mipha: Same.

Revali: Guys, we have to go to sleep.

Zelda: It's 12:00!

Urbosa: I can't sleep, there's a sandstorm outside.

Revali: And it is pouring over here.

Mipha: It's kind of stormy today. 

Zelda: Ha! Suckers! The weather is nice in Hyrule! 😝

Revali changed Zelda's name to I am a loser.

Link: How dare you insult my girlfriend!

Revali: Meh.

Urbosa: Don't get killed before the ball, Revali.

Revali: So you WANT to go w/ me?😏

Urbosa: .....................


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