He pulls out a golden trophy from his pocket that says "1st Place".
Bob: I even won at first place in a pranking contest.
Mario: Huh. Show me the skills that-a you got, [points at the Goomba mentioned earlier] by pranking that guy next-a to the slide!
Bob: Oh, Lance? (the Goomba's name) With pleasure.
Bob sprints towards Lance.
Bob: Yo, Lance!
Lance: Bob? Haven't seen you since last week.
Bob: Going up on that slide, are ya?
Lance: Aw, yeah! I'm having the ride of my life, man!
Bob: [in his thoughts] I barely even know this dude! [speaking] Hey, wouldn't be awesome if there was a longer slide?
Lance: I suppose...
Bob: And what if I say I gave you a surprise gift with that?
Lance: Ooh! Now you speak-y my language.
Bob: Alright.
Bob pulls out a blindfold and hands it to Lance.
Bob: Now, I need you to wear this blindfold, then I'll take you to a sacred place that will lead you to your gift.
Lance: Oh hell yeah, homie! [puts on the blindfold]
Bob picks up Lance for a piggyback ride, then just in a matter of minutes, he carries him to a nearby cliff with a slide, which leads any desired user to fall 100 feet into their demise. How convenient. Well, for Bob in this case.
Bob: Here we are!
Bob puts Lance on the top of the slide.
Bob: Now, just simply go down this slide, then you'll be given your gift!
Lance: Oh boy! I can't wait to see what it is!
Lance then proceeds to slide down, hoping to get his suprise gift.
Lance: Weeeee!
But little does Little Lance know about what's ahead of him -- A prank. As Lance reaches the end of the slide, he began to fall.
Lance: Say, is this the gift? [takes off blindfold]
Lance sees and realizes that he's plummeting towards the rock-hard ground.
Lance: SHIIIIIIT!!!
Bob: Yow!!! Pranked, baby! (Filthy Frank reference!)
END OF FLASHBACK
Lance: And the next thing I know, I was like...a hundred feet away to my own DEATH! Who the hell who even constructed the slide next to the cliff in the first place?
Blitzo: [snickers]
Lance: Excuse me?
Blitzo: [bursts out laughing] HAHAHAHA!!!
Lance: [mad] Oh, you think this is funny?!!
Blitzo: [continued laughing] Just like that?! That has to be the dumbest way to die!
Lance: [growls]
Blitzo: You didn't even take off your blindfold once you're brought to the cliff?
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UniVersus - Episode 1: SMG4 vs. Helluva Boss (SMG4 x Helluva Boss)
HumorAfter Bob pulls a prank on a goomba named Lance, which intentionally kills him, the latter is reborn in Hell as a demon. Lance eventually hires an assassination group known as the Immediate Murder Professionals to hunt down Bob for revenge. The team...
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