Friend

II

Jimin
Nope I'm not. I've been practicing since morning. I'm gonna beat your ass today.

You
Both the meanings sound so tempting, but okay, we'll see about that later if you can actually beat my ass or not ;)

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You

I know Jimin i wuv you too ♡(> ਊ <)♡

Jimin
What? ㅋㅋ

Seokjin
Where did the "wuv" thing come from?

Hoseok
The planet that Tae comes from?

Jungkook
Taehyung hyung your last text isn't related to this lol. Seriously where did this come from?

You
That's mine and Jimin's inside joke that came from inside me. Everything's coming out so that someday i could have something else inside me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Namjoon
You never get tired of this do you?

You
Nope. As long as it's Jimin. It's fine.
By the way, just to make it clear. Jimin asked me on a date today.

Jimin
I DIDN'T

You
You did ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽
Now it looks like I'm the only one in this. Jimin you can't put in all on me.

Jimin
Hold up Taehyung, i asked you to come over for a friendly hangout.

Seokjin
You asked him to come over???

Jimin
For a friendly hangout ^^

Hoseok
Woah people are going over each other's??

Jimin
For a friendly hangout^^

Yoongi
Wow Jimin, kawai on the streets senpai in the sheets?

Jimin
FFS IT'S A "FRIENDLY HANGOUT"!!!!!

You
Lmao

Jungkook
Y'all are easy.

You
Exactly

Seokjin
What an amazing waste of my 3 minutes. Gotta quickly go and check if my girlfriend's alright or not.

Hoseok
You don't have a girlfriend.

Yoongi
^^

Namjoon
He actually does,
She
is

Jungkook
Me

Seokjin
Stfu

Jungkook
Don't wanna be my daddy? fine, adopt me then.

Seokjin
Why would I adopt an obscene and pain in the ass child like you??

Jungkook
dapper and mischievous**
you got the words wrong daddy.

Seokjin
You're literally straight?!

Yoongi
No he's bi, for you.

Jungkook
He knows.

You
Y'all stop it already. I'm on my way to Jimin's. what should I bring him?

Jimin
Hello? I'm literally in this group chat??

You
Act surprised when you see what i got you K? okay so where was I?

Jimin

Jungkook
Why me??!