jeongin - c-chan never listens to me! he never listens to anyone! not even felix!
therapist - look jeongin. i know it seems like a lot, but you'll have to get over it.
jeongin - nobody listens to meeeeeee- *cries*
therapist - dafaq.
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sunoo - *plays with his plushie* hey jeongin! do you want to play with coon?
jeongin - uh... why did you name your plushie that?
sunoo - it's short for racoon!
jeongin - oh no-
soobin - you can't say that sunoo, that's a slur!
jungwon - you should of named it cock
sunoo - NO-
hyunjin - i have a llama named drama!
jeongin - nobody cares.
hyunjin - well some do and i didn't ask.
sunghoon - i have a plushie named sugarbuns!
ni-ki - i have a plushie named baby sunoo!
sunoo - baby sunoo...?
jungwon - why on earth would you want to name a plushie that?
ni-ki - he reminds me of sunoo and he's a bunny!
sunoo - am i a bunny?
ni-ki - NO YOU'RE MY BITCH!
jungwon - NI-KI!
ni-ki - *screams*
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lisa - *knocks on the door*
jisoo - now lisa, you better behave yourself.
lisa - yes mom.
jisoo - i'm not your mom ew
lisa - MOM MOM MOM MOM-
jisoo - *grabs lisa on the neck* IF YOU DON'T STFU, ISTG I'LL KILL YOU!!
lisa - *cries*
jisoo - wow. *lets go* and i thought girls were weak.
lisa - i am weak! i'm literally a boned baby.
jisoo - no, you're pretty.
lisa - pretty savage...?
jisoo - pretty annoying.
lisa - *gets sad*
chan - *opens the door* hi lisa!
lisa - hi!
chan - come in!
lisa - *walks in*
jisoo - i'll be going now! bye! her underwear is in her bag! also, her favourite doll is inside too!
chan - alright!
lisa - *walks into jeongin's room* hi innie!
jeongin - *screams* NOOOOO! IT'S LISA!
sunoo - oh no...
lisa - alright you babies. why are you guys playing with your wee wee pee pee toys?
sunghoon - hey!
lisa - *takes baby sunoo*
ni-ki - BABY SUNOO!!!!! YOU DIDN'T ASK!
lisa - *kills baby sunoo*
ni-ki - NOOOOOOOOOO!
jeongin - wow... that's so mean, lisa!
jay - awh...
jungwon - hey! i'm the leader here!
lisa - o- *falls in love*
jungwon - huh...?
lisa - you're cute...
jungwon - and you're not. leave me alone!
lisa - *hugs and kisses jungwon*
jeongin - ew.
ni-ki - you never heard about kissing?
lisa - what's your name...?
jungwon - i'm jungwon...
lisa - you're really cute... *plays with his body*
jungwon - p-please-
lisa - another kiss...?
jungwon - n-no-
lisa - *kisses jungwon*
jungwon - *cries*
sunghoon - hey! quit kissing him! he doesn't like you!
sunoo - yeah!
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jake - a-anal... *cries*
sunoo - c-c-COONNNNNNNNNNN! *cries*
sunghoon - s-sunshine... sugarbuns... *cries*
heeseung - s-she broke k-kwan... my sweet baby k-kwan...
lisa - *sh jungwon*
jungwon - please no-
lisa - i guess the leader has no power now hahah!
jeongin - don't worry guys, she did the same with mr bobby.
hyunjin - ryuuuuuuuuuu- *cries loudly*
felix - s-sparkles...
chan - what happened...?
jeongin - LISA is what happened! She broke our plushies!
chan - now innie. you have a great imagination, but she didn't. perhaps minho's cats may had accidentally broke them.
jeongin - NO-
chan - leave me alone. *leaves*
jeongin - *sighs*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
