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1. Back Door

Felix - *fingers self, moans* Mmm~!

Changbin - *walks*

Felix - Oh hey, you wanna come in?

Changbin - Uh...

Minho - *walks in the corridor with jisung* Nah if I try again, I don't think you can handle it...

Jisung - Nah allow it. Last time was just a warm up. Imma be real now.

Minho - That's what you say all the time. *walks into felix*

Felix - Uh... hello?

Minho - *whispers to jisung* alright, I dare you to fuck jeongin!

Jisung - *nods then goes up to jeongin to remove his clothes*

Jeongin - *wakes up to see jisung touching him without his consent* HEY! I DON'T WANNA BE TOUCHED!

Felix - Don't do that! You must ask first before you enter!

Jisung - Oh...

Jeongin - *cries*

Felix - Don't worry. You can fuck me!

Jisung - Yay!

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2. Miroh

Changbin - Are you ready yet?

Chan - I-I'm scared...

Changbin - Is it your first time?

Chan - Y-yes...

Changbin - Don't worry. I'll guide you throughout.

Chan - Thank you changbin!

Changbin - No worries!

Chan - *sticks a butt plug up his butt* wow... it doesn't feel as bad as I thought...

Changbin - You did it channie-hyung!

Chan - I did it!

Changbin - Well done! I'm so proud of you channie-hyung!

Chan - *hugs Changbin* I'm so proud of myself!

Changbin - Yeah!

Felix - What happened- *sees chan naked, is shocked*

Chan - Felix!

Changbin - Felix are you ok?

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3. The Tortoise and The Hare

Jeongin - Channie-hyung?

Chan - Yeah?

Jeongin - Why is it that whenever I have sex with someone they keep saying I'm too slow?

Chan - Maybe because you're too slow for them, sweetie. People has different preferences.

Jeongin - Felix prefers going fast whilst I prefer slow... Fast is scary...

Felix - You think someone is going to have an orgasm with that speed?

Jeongin - Yeah!

Felix - In your dreams!

Jeongin - Grrrr. You know what! We're gonna have a race! Whoever cums first is the winner!

Felix - Oh this is easy.

(Next scene)

Hyunjin - Why did I agree to do this?

Changbin - I don't know...

Seungmin - On a count to 3, you two are gonna fuck! Whoever cums first will win.

Felix - Alright.

Seungmin - 1... 2... 3... GO!

Felix - *humps fast*

Changbin - Ow... that hurts!

Jeongin - *humps middle to normal speed*

Jisung - Ah that feels nice~

Changbin - Ow! Ow! Ow! Please give me a break!

Felix - You know what, I'll give him a little boost. I doubt that he will do it anyways. *pulls out and sleeps*

Jisung - *moans loudly*

Jeongin - Oh my gosh~ You're moaning!

Jisung - Uh huh~

Jeongin - *slightly going faster*

Jisung - *moans even louder*

Jeongin - I'm about to burst!

Jisung - Me too~!

Jeongin - *cums with jisung*

Seungmin - And Jeongin won!

Jeongin - We won!

Jisung - We won?

Felix - *wakes* Huh? *sees cum all over jeongsung* HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

Jeongin - See lixie-hyung? I told you I can.

Felix - What- I was sleeping! I wasn't even in the race!

Jisung - Well you shouldn't of slept.

Changbin - And my butthole is ripped... *cries*

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