Camera shows Tucker, Will, Ava, Delta, and Washington talking to Caboose and Freckles
Will: So...
Freckles turns towards Will
Will: Never-mind.
Delta: Caboose...
Freckles turns towards Delta
Delta: Tell me again, where did you find this...robot?
Caboose: His name is Freckles.
Tucker: That's a stupid name.
Freckles turns guns back at Tucker
Tucker: Stupid-cool I mean! Great name, I mean, I wish that were my name. Yeah, Freckles is the best name ever that there ever was.
Ava: I wish I had it to but I'm not as lucky as Freckles.
Washington: Technically it's a Mantis class military assault droid.
Tucker: Wait, why Mantis?
Washington: Well you see those legs? They kinda resemble the legs of a praying mantis.
Tucker: No they don't.
Washington: Then maybe it's the head shape?
Caboose: Yeah maybe its because during the act of procreation they rip off the head of their mates body and devour it. It's like an act of sexual cannibalism.
Will: Caboose... how do you know that?
Caboose: Nature documentary.
Washington: Eww...What?!
Tucker: Eh, I've dated worse.
Caboose: Yeah, I call him Freckles because of the spots on his nose.
Ava: Well shit, I actually have to give it to Caboose on this one. Robot definitely looks more like a 'Freckles' than a 'Mantis'.
Washington: Fine. Where did you find... Freckles?
Caboose: Well I was walking and I was sad and I missed Church-
Tucker: This is the greatest story of our generation.
Washington: Quiet.
Caboose: And then I heard a noise-
Tucker: Seriously, It's like I was there.
Washington: Tucker.
Caboose: Yeah and then I saw the little guy under like pieces of rock and space ship and body parts, but I just moved them out of the way and then there he was and now we're best friends forever! Right Freckles?
Freckles: Affirmative, Caboose.
Tucker: Great. Boy meets dog. Dog turns out to be a military-grade killing machine from a crashed spaceship.
Will: And the machine can kill us if we're not careful.
Washington: Caboose... Um, you know, a pet is a lot of responsiblitlity.
Caboose: That is why I will water him and I will feed him every day.
Tucker: Water and feed? What the hell does this thing run on?!
Caboose: It runs on the power of the friendship of our love!
Tucker: This is so fucked up!
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Red Vs Blue season 11 male oc
FanfictionThe assholes you all know are shipwrecked. They have to try and survive and deal with there normal hilarious trouble. They also have a giant pet killer robot that could kill them all.
