When Robin told me she was engaged, I kind of freaked out. I always wanted a son, and I know I was a little tough on her, but she turned out well enough, so...
I will try to scare him off by being the tough, scary father-in-law-to-be.
Oh boy. There he is. I just walked over and he is a blonde! Oh good! I hate blondes, I think it looks dumb on a man. This is the first thing I will do. He's kind of boring, all I heard was "blah blah blah sir blah blah Robin blah blah love blah blah LEGENDARY blah blah blah dad blah blah job income"
He's not as bad as I thought, but I would rather Robin marries some famous hockey player or someone who at least watches hockey. He should definitely be Canadian and muscular. He should also have dark hair, none of that blonde or red bullsh*t.
I think that since Robin can definitely do way better than this joker I won't let him marry her. The ultimate test.
If he fights back or does it anyway, he is good enough for my Robin.
God I hope he is good enough for her and passes the test. I can tell that he makes her really happy and I don't want to help him break her heart by giving him the man test.
